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Post your lame puns/jokes |
Lupuss.Umbrae
Member #8,387
March 2007
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Johan Halmén said: Leider ist es nicht so lustig wie auf Deutsch. Also sprach Babelfisch: Was glaubst du, wie viele ... cough ... How much people do you think will understand this? ^^ -------------------------------------------------- |
Michael Faerber
Member #4,800
July 2004
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Ich, zum Beispiel? Ich fand es sehr lustig! EDIT: Ach, und wie ich sehe, du auch. -- |
Lupuss.Umbrae
Member #8,387
March 2007
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Michael Faerber said: EDIT: Ach, und wie ich sehe, du auch. Ach was... -------------------------------------------------- |
Slartibartfast
Member #8,789
June 2007
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ואם אני אגיד שאינדקס הנילפוטנטיות שלך שווה ל1 רק בשביל שיהיה טקסט בעברית, זה יכפר על כל שאר השפות הזרות שרצות פה? ---- |
miran
Member #2,407
June 2002
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Flahrahatharahaatha harhatahhralamhratahar hartharathrhtatram. -- |
Jakub Wasilewski
Member #3,653
June 2003
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Quote: Flahrahatharahaatha harhatahhralamhratahar hartharathrhtatram. Slovenian sure changed a lot since I last heard it spoken . --------------------------- |
Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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klnklnujhil knujhujkljkiijnoknlm l,nllnmk; Language by Cat. ------------ |
Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007
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Miranu se je končno zmešalo. Preveč Visual Basic-a kot vidim! Quote: Leider ist es nicht so lustig wie auf Deutsch. Also sprach Babelfisch: Das habe ich nicht verstanden. Ich meine den scherz. Ich verstehe gut Deutsch! Ahh yes, the mutli-language post your lame puns and jokes thread. You gotta love it! In capitalist America bank robs you. |
miran
Member #2,407
June 2002
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No no no, that was a partial transliteration of Slartibartfast's post into latin script. The second part I don't quite understand. -- |
Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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Das ist was Babelfisch hat gesacht. Du muss es übersetzen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
Peter Hull
Member #1,136
March 2001
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THIS THREAD NEEDS CHUCK NORRIS
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DanielH
Member #934
January 2001
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Bob Keane, that was funny. |
Ron Ofir
Member #2,357
May 2002
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Quote: ואם אני אגיד שאינדקס הנילפוטנטיות שלך שווה ל1 רק בשביל שיהיה טקסט בעברית, זה יכפר על כל שאר השפות הזרות שרצות פה? אני חייב להודות שאני לא מבין את הבדיחה גם כשהיא בעברית... |
Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007
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Debo decir, Allegrians soy muy extraño. Pueden dar vuelta a un buen hilo de rosca en desperdicios… ¡Oh bien, mientras su diversión! P.S. Translating this back to english DOES NOT give accurat translation. In capitalist America bank robs you. |
Rampage
Member #3,035
December 2002
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It doesn't mean anything in Spanish either. -R |
Lupuss.Umbrae
Member #8,387
March 2007
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Bei Odin und was sonst noch heilig ist... OK, now I completely lost the line... -------------------------------------------------- |
Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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友達は最近日本語を勉強してきましたよ。ひらがなを習ってて、 -- |
Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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If you try Bob Keane's "search" in the real Google, the albinoblacksheep page is rated #1! They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
Bob Keane
Member #7,342
June 2006
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You need to hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. By reading this sig, I, the reader, agree to render my soul to Bob Keane. I, the reader, understand this is a legally binding contract and freely render my soul. |
Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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Our credit manager is Ms. Helen Waite. I was rich once, but I spent some on wine, some on women, some on song. I got a sweater for Christmas. Doctor! I'm 3 inches shorter than 20 years ago! I'm SHRINKING! A marine biologist developed a species of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. [EDIT] Dixon, Cox and Peters, Attorneys at Law and of course Dewey, Cheatam and Howe. They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
Don Freeman
Member #5,110
October 2004
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"Never Argue With A Woman" One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. -- |
Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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If a man, in the middle of a forest, says something and there's no woman hearing, is he still wrong? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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Yes. The 1987 International Women's Society's 19h decree "All men, in every situation, for all time, are wrong, unless he is following the direct orders of a woman, or is spending large amounts of money on her."
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Kibiz0r
Member #6,203
September 2005
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"If a ninja falls in the forest, does it make a sound?" --- |
Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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Q: If a ninja falls in the forest, and Chuck Norris hears it, does it make a sound?
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