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LOLCODE -- the successor to C++?
Kibiz0r
Member #6,203
September 2005
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http://lolcode.com/home

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Programming the I'm dumb! way. All LOLCats, I'm dumb!, ALL CAPS.


E X A M P L E S
Let me show you them

HAI WORLD!

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

or my personal favorite,
File I/O

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
  AWSUM THX
    VISIBLE FILE
  O NOES
    INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

(I just like the phrase "invisible error")

I look forward to seeing some LOLGAMES in the depot soon. ;D

/vanishes into the shadows

23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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ZOMG AWSUM

Gotta say the COUNT!!1 program is my favorite. "IM IN YR LOOP"; lawls. ;D

EDIT:

O IZ RLY VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
  YA RLY
    BTW SOMETHING
  NO WAI
    BTW SOMETHING ELSE
KTHX

Pure genius. :D

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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001

I guess arithmetics goes:

WTF IS 2*3+4?
VISIBLE WTF

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Goalie Ca
Member #2,579
July 2002
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./me actually laughing out loud

O RLY
YA RLY
NO WAI

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BAF
Member #2,981
December 2002
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That was posted yesterday on IRC. :P

Goalie Ca
Member #2,579
July 2002
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on a serious note i have seen this language before but usually preceded by //
living in vancouver....

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Rampage
Member #3,035
December 2002
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Not funny.

-R

Edward Sheets
Member #4,734
June 2004
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I think it's hilarious ;D

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CGamesPlay
Member #2,559
July 2002
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Man, this thing is really spreading fast. It's like a week old!

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Hard Rock
Member #1,547
September 2001
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So when are we adding an allegro wrapper for this?

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MiquelFire
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January 2003
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Oh god...

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Dustin Dettmer
Member #3,935
October 2003
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I'll volunteer to port the GUI.

Karadoc ~~
Member #2,749
September 2002
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I just hear about this from a friend about an hour ago. I was going to post it here but I as too late...
It's pretty funny. But for once, the 'I'm dumb!' filter on this forum might be a hindrance rather than a help...

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GullRaDriel
Member #3,861
September 2003
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It's just laol. ;D

"Code is like shit - it only smells if it is not yours"
Allegro Wiki, full of examples and articles !!

deps
Member #3,858
September 2003
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We're all doomed when the CS players finds this. Doomed!

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Bob Keane
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June 2006

Finally. A programming language just for girls. I'm surprised OMG or WTF didn't replace stderr though.;)

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X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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I am dismayed and saddened by the fact that no one yet has realized this is a programming language for lolcats, nothing else.

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Archon
Member #4,195
January 2004
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Quote:

LOLCODE -- the successor to C++?

It doesn't look like it supports classes.

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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deps said:

We're all doomed when the CS players finds this. Doomed!

It's already too late. ;D8-)

Bob Keane said:

Finally. A programming language just for girls.

Don't be silly, girls can't program. ::)

Archon said:

It doesn't look like it supports classes.

It was created a week or so ago so much of the language/syntax is still undefined. Give it time. :)

Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001

Quote:

Quote:

LOLCODE -- the successor to C++?

It doesn't look like it supports classes.

That's why it is a successor.

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Years of thorough research have revealed that the red "x" that closes a window, really isn't red, but white on red background.

Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest.

Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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Wow, this is even better than chef

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deps
Member #3,858
September 2003
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How many days will it take before they add the keyword GAY?
People who use I'm dumb! and roflmao a lot usually yells "gay" from time to time.

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X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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Deps, it's not a damn aolspeak language, it's a lolcat language. Lolcats don't talk like that. Get it right. >:(

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23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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How many days will it take before they add the keyword GAY?

I believe the word used would be "ghey" ...

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