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What's your Jingle?
Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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I've never written any songs about myself but I expect if I wrote one everyday then the songs would vary drastically.

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What an excellent thread. So much personality from each poster. You've cheered me up.

Excellent!

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Paul whoknows: Why is this thread still open?
Onewing: Because it is a pthread: a thread for me to pee on.

Tobias Dammers
Member #2,604
August 2002
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

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Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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I've never written any songs about myself but I expect if I wrote one everyday then the songs would vary drastically.

I'll write one for you! :-*

Sam's jingle said:

Sam, Sam, Samuel
Filled with Fuel
Sam, Sam, Samuel
RTFM

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BAF
Member #2,981
December 2002
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Baffles baffles those who need baffling. Baffles baffles those who bafflingly have never been baffled before. If anybody aside from Baffles claims to be Baffles, they clearly have not been bafflingly baffled by Baffles before.

Dustin Dettmer
Member #3,935
October 2003
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Rampage said:

Don't you mean Hanson?

Ah yes I thought I spelled it wrong, I was mislead by google (it sent me to their homepage where the O is a really weird symbol that could be taken as an E.

The real question though is why do you know how to spell that band's name...

wearetheborg
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June 2003

bamccaig said:

lyrics

Wow... Did you ever show her those lyrics?

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Rampage
Member #3,035
December 2002
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The real question though is why do you know how to spell that band's name...

Because they're the cutest kids evar! :-*

-R

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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wearetheborg said:

Wow... Did you ever show her those lyrics?

A''ight, first off it's "Her". ;)

And yes, she's seen that and probably every other lyric I wrote as well. ::);D:-/

manjula
Member #3,569
June 2003
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Chuck Berry said:

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Paul whoknows
Member #5,081
September 2004
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People talk about this man He brings power to humankind No matter how hard yo try You'll never know what he looks like who is he? who is he? pass the ball Who is he? who is he? is he Paul? the man whose name is Paul that's Paul whoknows the man whose name is Paul Paul loves Dragonball the man whose name is Paul he reaches for the top the man whose name is Paul the chosen one was born

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miran
Member #2,407
June 2002

Here's my song. It's a bit short. I'll add to it if I think of something...
Thou shalt make fun of newbies who deserve to be made fun of. Thou shalt always help by linking to TFM. Thou shalt make sarcastic comments where appropriate. Thou shalt not argue with people who take things too seriously. Thou shalt not post 'old' replies unless the original post was actually old. Thou shalt correct other people's spelling mistakes. Thou shalt correct other people's grammar mistakes. Thou shalt not use the happy smiley, the grin smiley, the angry smiley, the sad smiley, the shocked smiley, the tongue smiley, the wink smiley or the thinking smiley in vain. Thou shalt not worship forum members as if they were gods. They are just men. X-G... just a man. Gnolam... just a man. Matthew... just a man. Bob... just a man. Peitz... just a man. Phipps... just a man. Fjellström... just a man. Rey... just a man. Rampage... just a man. HoHo... just a man. Gull... just a man. Onewing... just a man. Piccolo... just a man. Thou shalt not change your avatar. Ever. Thou shalt not have a sig. Thou shalt start threads about women, god and war and watch them reach over 200 replies. And thou shalt always... Thou shalt always kill!

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Ron Ofir
Member #2,357
May 2002
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Hey! You did change your avatar, and you did start threads about women! Stone him! He said Jehova!

miran
Member #2,407
June 2002

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You did change your avatar

Yes, but not anymore.

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and you did start threads about women

That's what I said.

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Ron Ofir
Member #2,357
May 2002
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Oops, I was sure it read "Thou shalt not start...". Oh, and we all know ML is a god.

Rampage
Member #3,035
December 2002
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Oh, and we all know ML is a god.

No, he's the first anti-social A.I. to pass the Turing test.

-R

Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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My name is Yon Yonson
I work in Wisconsin
I work in a lumbermill there
The people I meet
when I walk down the street, say
What's your name?
I say,
[repeat]

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as "bad luck.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Arthur Kalliokoski said:

My name is Yon Yonson
I work in Wisconsin
I work in a lumbermill there
The people I meet
when I walk down the street, say
What's your name?
I say,
[repeat]

;D

Ron Ofir
Member #2,357
May 2002
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Heh, I had a kid I guided who sang something like that. I think it was:
"My name is John Jonny,
I live in Wisconsin
in Wibbery (???) street
The people I meet
when I walk down the street,
They say... Hellooooo!
I say... Helloooooo!
They say... What's your naaame?
I saaaaay..."

Dustin Dettmer
Member #3,935
October 2003
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24There once was a man from nantucket.
25His **** was so long he could **** it.
26And he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
27If my ear was a **** I'd **** it.

Sadly, this is the only nursery rhyme I remember from my childhood.

miran
Member #2,407
June 2002

How do you pronounce the little red stars? What about the little gray stars?

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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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DELETE FROM Post
WHERE Post.Text LIKE "Sadly, this is the only nursery rhyme I remember from my childhood.";

:-/

Dustin Dettmer
Member #3,935
October 2003
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How do you pronounce the little red stars? What about the little gray stars?

Its not obvious? Well I can't type them cause then they'd be replaced with weird symbols.

In order of appearance the stars should be replaced with these:

  • Male-only organ

  • Something you do with your mouth (and possibly a straw)

  • Another name for female-only organ

  • Something male-only organs and female-only organs can do together.

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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That's just incredibly not cool to post... :-/ Just because you had a scarring childhood doesn't mean we all have to suffer... :'(

Technically you can get around the censorship issues if you're slightly clever about it, but I wouldn't be surprised if the A.cc gods punished you for it... :-/

???

Dustin Dettmer
Member #3,935
October 2003
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Just because you had a scarring childhood

I have no childhood scars.

In this particular case, when I learned it, I didn't know what it meant. But it wouldn't have scarred me anyway.

Dennis
Member #1,090
July 2003
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Dashing and daring, Courageous and caring, Faithful and friendly, With stories to share. All through the forest, They sing out in chorus, Marching along, As their song fills the air. Gummi Bears!! Bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears. Magic and mystery, Are part of their history, Along with the secret, Of gummiberry juice. Their legend is growing, They take pride in knowing, They'll fight for what's right, In whatever they do. Gummi Bears!! Bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears. They are the Gummi Bears!!

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