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Myspace as a weapon of house destruction
Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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It will defend nicely against exactly one target, but past that, uh, you have no ammo.

Stick it on a motion sensing gyroscopic platform of sorts. And if he got the gun, I'll bet it came with plenty of ammo.

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Myrdos
Member #1,772
December 2001

Weapons similar to metalstorm are useful for defending against projectile weapons. They create a 'virtual shield' around the vehicle. Bonus, the bullets that miss the projectile are aimed at the originator. These things seem quite robust in terms of not accidentally misfiring, or pasting some kid who threw a rock. It won't fire unless the object is moving at very high velocity.

Mind you, it would still make me nervous. Plus they're useless against plain old fashioned ballistic weapons.

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Kibiz0r
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September 2005
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Mrs Bell, 48, who is separated from her husband, Alan, also 48, said that the “house rape” incident was tearing her family apart.

Hmmm.... house rape....

HoHo
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April 2004
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As they have multiple barrels you could also build an automatic reload system that would reload some barrels while others are being fired :)

I've seen one Discovery show about those weapons. There really is nothing that could stop those things.

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Andrei Ellman
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April 2003

Sometimes if a teenager is friendless and desparate to become popular, they wait for their parents to leave for a weekend and announce at their school that they are hosting a party and that everyone is invited. What often happens is that word gets around and many people turn up who don't even know the host(esse). This means that the overwhelming majority of those present do not care about the house or the host(esse), and all hell breaks loose because he/she cannot get anyone to help throw out the unwanted guests.

AE.

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ImLeftFooted
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October 2003
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Sometimes if a teenager is friendless and desparate to become popular, they wait for their parents to leave for a weekend and announce at their school that they are hosting a party and that everyone is invited. What often happens is that word gets around and many people turn up who don't even know the host(esse). This means that the overwhelming majority of those present do not care about the house or the host(esse), and all hell breaks loose because he/she cannot get anyone to help throw out the unwanted guests.

Thats why you time it. You tell the normal people 3/4 days before, the slightly gossipy ones the day before, and the true gossips 2 hours after its started.

Its also good to get a feel for how many people have actually heard about it and what the chances are of the people who have heard about actually coming. And then modify your strategy to get the number closer to the real one. One way to get more is obviously to call more people. A way to lower the number is to call some and tell them its canceled, or act really awkward about the whole thing. Awkwardness works well for a lot of things...

Your target is really the right number (and probably you should be thinking about gender ratios as well). Anything you can do to control that number is good.

The trouble with stuff like this is people are trying to throw parties and aren't watching the number.

CGamesPlay
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July 2002
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That's the best write-up on party demographics I think I've ever read.

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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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This is a perfect example of why you don't host parties. ;D Dane Cook, an awesome comedian, has a great bit about it. YouTube it if you're interested...

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