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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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The limerick packs laughs anatomical They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
Goalie Ca
Member #2,579
July 2002
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Quote:
There once was a man from Nantucket While wiping his chin, "If my ear were a _cunt, I could fu<k it." I couldn't remember the 3rd line so i googled it... wikipedia really does have everything! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket ------------- |
Andrei Ellman
Member #3,434
April 2003
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OK. Let's have another attempt at an a.cc group limerick. I'll start. When Plato invented the plate. AE. -- |
CGamesPlay
Member #2,559
July 2002
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The other greeks couldn't think straight, -- Ryan Patterson - <http://cgamesplay.com/> |
kdevil
Member #1,075
March 2001
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I'll give it a shot: Then the Spartans caught on, ----- |
Hard Rock
Member #1,547
September 2001
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And found that their pants were gone _________________________________________________ |
CGamesPlay
Member #2,559
July 2002
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I think "and found their pants gone" is how one should phrase that. -- Ryan Patterson - <http://cgamesplay.com/> |
Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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Aristotle became quite irate (no Eureka) They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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[besserwissermode=1] Quite good. And CGamesPlay are right. The rhythm is important. The first line doesn't have to end up in a name of a place, but it usually should. But there's a rule that says that if lines 1, 2 and 5 end in a stressed syllable, lines 3 and 4 shouldn't. And vice versa. The former limerick in my first post follows this rule but the latter doesn't. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
Steve++
Member #1,816
January 2002
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There once was a man from Belgrave edit: Try these. |
CGamesPlay
Member #2,559
July 2002
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Quote: And CGamesPlay are right. Yay, I am plural -- Ryan Patterson - <http://cgamesplay.com/> |
Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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Sorry, CGamePlay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
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