Limericks

Limericks

Arthur Kalliokoski

Second in Command

February 2005

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean -
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Goalie Ca

Member #2,579

July 2002

Quote:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,

"If my ear were a _cunt, I could fu<k it."

I couldn't remember the 3rd line so i googled it... wikipedia really does have everything! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket

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Andrei Ellman

Member #3,434

April 2003

OK. Let's have another attempt at an a.cc group limerick. I'll start.

When Plato invented the plate.

AE.

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CGamesPlay

Member #2,559

July 2002

The other greeks couldn't think straight,

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kdevil

Member #1,075

March 2001

I'll give it a shot:

Then the Spartans caught on,

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Hard Rock

Member #1,547

September 2001

And found that their pants were gone

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CGamesPlay

Member #2,559

July 2002

I think "and found their pants gone" is how one should phrase that.

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Arthur Kalliokoski

Second in Command

February 2005

Aristotle became quite irate

(no Eureka)

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Johan Halmén

Member #1,550

September 2001

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Quite good. And CGamesPlay are right. The rhythm is important.

The first line doesn't have to end up in a name of a place, but it usually should. But there's a rule that says that if lines 1, 2 and 5 end in a stressed syllable, lines 3 and 4 shouldn't. And vice versa. The former limerick in my first post follows this rule but the latter doesn't.

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Steve++

Member #1,816

January 2002

There once was a man from Belgrave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
You might think that's sick
But don't judge so quick;
Just think of the money he'd save.

edit: Try these.

CGamesPlay

Member #2,559

July 2002

Quote:

And CGamesPlay are right.

Yay, I am plural

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Johan Halmén

Member #1,550

September 2001

Sorry, CGamePlay.

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Years of thorough research have revealed that the red "x" that closes a window, really isn't red, but white on red background.

Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest.