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Blonde Joke
Goalie Ca
Member #2,579
July 2002
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I usually don't post crap but this is a funny blonde joke i saw today.

Oddly enough the thread titled while(funny == true){} inspired me to post it :P

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Derezo
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April 2001
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Reminds me of the Idiot Card that you can buy at some gag stores. ;D

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Johan Halmén
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September 2001

Old!

But a bit different than last time I heard it, though!

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Karadoc ~~
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September 2002
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Yeah, it's a good one; but old as hell. Why didn't you just post a direct link to it though?

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Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003

What a great joke!

jhuuskon
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April 2000
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Why didn't you just post a direct link to it though?

Blog-linking, ie. desperate attempt to use others' popularity to get traffic to your blog.

edit, now that i checked it out: Or in this case, stupid reciprocating blog linking.

BTW: a variation of that joke's been known in finland for aeons as the 'swedish perpetuum mobile'.

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Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003

Hi-Jack!
Derezo, do you use the term Chevron to describe distance?

jhuuskon
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April 2000
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Hi-Jack!

That's one of the first video clips i ever downloaded from the web. :)

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Rick
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June 2003
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hmm, I think this should have not been linked as a blonde joke. It's like saying the idiots card is related to blondes, which it is not. Anyway this is more of a prank than a joke to me. I didn't even crack a smile. I want 5 seconds of my life back. :-/

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Billybob
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January 2003

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It's like saying the idiots card is related to blondes, which it is not

Blondes == idiots.

ReyBrujo
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January 2001
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This is not Digg where you post a link to a blog that is trackpining another blog that has a link to a third blog which goes to a fourth blog...

I am still following links >_<

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FMC
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March 2004
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Loosers, i was linked directly to the joke after the first link ;D
You just need to have the allegro plugin installed.

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Derezo
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April 2001
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Derezo, do you use the term Chevron to describe distance?

I do not use the term 'Chevron'. Period.

:D

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Rick
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June 2003
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Blondes == idiots.

Agreed, but a blonde joke always has a reference to a blonde in it. That's what makes it a blonde joke. You wouldn't tell a momma joke with a donkey would you? :)

Your donkey's so fat, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house. Just not as funny. OK, maybe it is ;)

On a side note, is blonde not a word or something, cause the spell check hates it.

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Onewing
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August 2005
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I am still following links >_<

Are you blonde? ;D

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LennyLen
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December 2004
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On a side note, is blonde not a word or something, cause the spell check hates it.

Technically, blonde is the feminine version of blond. However, in the US they tend to use blond for both males and females. Most other english speaking countries use blonde for both males and felmales.

Billybob
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January 2003

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I do not use the term 'Chevron'. Period.

Interesting...you should. It's a pretty good measure of distance.

Myrdos
Member #1,772
December 2001

Yes... here we see a recreation of two Egyptian slaves using an ancient Chevron to measure the size of their pyramids:
{"name":"chevron.JPG","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/5\/5\/55d663c24e483c88fb0908c2154ac900.jpg","w":601,"h":397,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/5\/5\/55d663c24e483c88fb0908c2154ac900"}chevron.JPG

Only 856 more measurements to make, boys! Eventually the invention of the "Chevron Stick" and the "laser-Chevron" would make the original Chevron obsolete, though it remains forever in our memories, and our hearts.

Seriously, I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but that didn't seem to stop me from joining in.

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MiquelFire
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January 2003
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I wonder if that link thing goes outside of LJ?

[edit] Yep, but now I wonder if I'll get out of the blog stuff and into a forum place? And yes I'm that bored to follow the links...

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Marcello
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January 2002
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It just links back to the original link.

Jonny Cook
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November 2003

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This is not Digg where you post a link to a blog that is trackpining another blog that has a link to a third blog which goes to a fourth blog...

I am still following links >_<

Maybe that's the joke. I think that's pretty funny. :D

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Yeah... am I doing something wrong? The links are in a continuous loop. Something about that makes me reallly claustrophobic.

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Krzysztof Kluczek
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January 2004
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It just links back to the original link.

Which link exactly do you consider original? ;)

Marcello
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January 2002
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The first one that was posted, obviously. Use some common sense. ;)

FMC
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March 2004
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Yeah... am I doing something wrong? The links are in a continuous loop. Something about that makes me reallly claustrophobic.

I said:

You just need to have the allegro plugin installed.

So, do you have it?

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Written laws are like spiders' webs, and will, like them, only entangle and hold the poor and weak, while the rich and powerful will easily break through them. -Anacharsis
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain

Goalie Ca
Member #2,579
July 2002
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This forum has a lot of blondes i see....

Didn't i tell you guys this was crap!?:D

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