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Moving Shadow
Member #5,973
July 2005
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What goes click "is that right?" click "is that right?" click "is that right?" click "is that right?" Stevie Wonder using a rubix cube. Boom boom. |
NyanKoneko
Member #5,617
March 2005
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Dad: "What happened to your eye?" Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me." ----------------- |
Rick
Member #3,572
June 2003
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Quote: What goes click "is that right?" click "is that right?" click "is that right?" click "is that right?" Stevie Wonder using a rubix cube. Bonus points if anyone can name the movie this was on (it wasn't Wonder but just an average blind guy). It's a classic. ======================================================== |
jhuuskon
Member #302
April 2000
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Don't know that, but take a guess at this, another blind movie guy, this one's easy: "Okay. I got a song..." You don't deserve my sig. |
Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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Quote: What goes click "is that right?" click "is that right?" click "is that right?" click "is that right?" I thought it was the average person trying to build Allegro without reading the instructions. |
FMC
Member #4,431
March 2004
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ML said:
[quote2] Great one! [FMC Studios] - [Caries Field] - [Ctris] - [Pman] - [Chess for allegroites] |
Thomas Harte
Member #33
April 2000
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Quote: Bonus points if anyone can name the movie this was on (it wasn't Wonder but just an average blind guy). It's a classic. From the style of joke alone, whichever one of those Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor vehicles features one of them being blind? [My site] [Tetrominoes] |
Rick
Member #3,572
June 2003
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That's true , but it's UHF. Blind guy makes 1 move and asks homeless guy "is this it?", and keeps doing it. ======================================================== |
Thomas Harte
Member #33
April 2000
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Quote: but it's UHF I'd be surprised if that even got an international release. [My site] [Tetrominoes] |
gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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It did. -- |
Thomas Harte
Member #33
April 2000
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No it didn't. I don't have any evidence whatsoever for this wild assertion, but it doesn't look like you do either. [My site] [Tetrominoes] |
Richard Phipps
Member #1,632
November 2001
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Speaking of Jokes there were some good lines in Broken News yesterday. To paraphrase: "Industrial strength mustard was found concealed in hair spray containers. It is believed the terrorists intended to combine the mustard with gas, to form the deadly poison mustard gas." They just made me laugh. |
gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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Thomas Harte said: No it didn't. I don't have any evidence whatsoever for this wild assertion, but it doesn't look like you do either.
What, besides having seen it back in the day? -- |
Thomas Harte
Member #33
April 2000
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Quote: What, besides having seen it back in the day? Nope, that's perfect evidence! Did it get a proper theatrical release or was it a straight to video job? Quote: They just made me laugh. As much as "Headmaster uses pig faced boy as satellite dish", or Burt Reynolds escaping down the M1 in a dodgem? [My site] [Tetrominoes] |
Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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Quote: No it didn't. I don't have any evidence whatsoever for this wild assertion, but it doesn't look like you do either. Yes it did, it appeared on the big screen in Canada. Also, it was released overseas as "The Vidiot From UHF". ================================================= |
Richard Phipps
Member #1,632
November 2001
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As much as "Boy who got 24 A's in his A-levels denies exams are getting easier, saying "I am an genius."
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Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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how did the giraffe make the MBA? he was 'giraffted'! -- |
Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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Quote: how did the giraffe make the MBA? he was 'giraffted'! that made me puke. Check this out: ------------ |
aybabtu
Member #2,891
November 2002
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Quote: that made me puke. That made me laugh! |
Chris Katko
Member #1,881
January 2002
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Quote: Check this out: Am I the only one that doesn't get it? -----sig: |
Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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It was my shot at making you puke. Just read it aloud. ------------ |
kazzmir
Member #1,786
December 2001
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Quote: Am I the only one that doesn't get it? Yes. Its alliteration |
X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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My old nemesis, Annie May, the sea anemone /.../ enemy, Annie May the anemone /.../ amenities like anime, Annie May, my sea anemone enemy... -- |
Rampage
Member #3,035
December 2002
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It took me a while to get it, and then I read X-G's post . -R |
thematrixeatsyou
Member #6,183
September 2005
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That joke was sad..... What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs and balls? A pool table. good food is t3h pwn <-- if anyone can find out how old this sig is they win an ascii penguin |
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