The most evil joke I've heard this week:

Q: What's the best thing about dating thirty-six year olds?

A: There are thirty of them.

2 cannibals are eating a clown, one looks to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

Makes sense now. I don't read aloud.

Sorry to waste your effort, but I got it as soon as he said the preceding.

Let's just not.... go there as far as "evil" jokes are concerned. Unless you want to, of course! Horribly wrong jokes are quite funny due to their shock factor.

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in
a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 85-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

85 year old man complains to doctor -- "I have a beautiful 20 year old wife, a sprawling ranch house in Beverly Hills, 300 million dollars in the bank!" Doc asks "What's wrong with that? Sounds to me like you have it made!" "But Doc, I can't remember where I live!"

What goes "vroom screech! vrooom screech!" ? Idiot at an intersection with a flashing red light.

Cannibal comes home to see the wife with a Spanish monk in the cookpot:
"Oh, no! Not missionary again!"

My boss told me he made some officer in US Marine Corp his enemy with this one:
boss: "What's the difference between a Private First Class and a second lieutenant?"
officer: "One's enlisted and the other's an officer"
boss: "Almost right, the difference is the Private First Class has been promoted!"

Some hideously crappy puns: (I got flamed at another forum for posting them, but seeing as quite a few members here successfully make good use of more-or-less crappy puns, hopefully that won't happen here)

Brace yourself! ...I have had bracers.

The drow have a funny religion. Why? Well... LOLth.

(Wheel of Time reference) What does Lan fear? Lanfear!

Kay, time to whip it out.

What do you call a lady with one leg?
Ilean

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms, in the ocean?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a mailbox?
Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a cooking pot?
Stew

What do you call a guy in a hole?
Phil

Aight, that's all you get for now.

Aiight.

You are what you eat is a saying for people who don't think much about what they say. Come on, think about it; I'd much rather be a bull or a boar than a carrot who lives his whole life buried in the ground.

Ooh i'm going to be hated for this but it wouldn't be the first time.

A friend came up with this proverb during a long and tiring combat excercise (my apologies if the joke loses a bit of its edge in translation): "A bad wanker has sex. A good wanker can masturbate using a woman."

- What's the difference between a woman coming from the church and a woman lying in a bath tube?
- When she comes from the church, her soul is full of hope.

What do you call the guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitute who suffers from Montezumas Revenge?
One shucks and has the fits, and the other [explicitives deleted]...