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most time you've been rejected by a girl.
CGamesPlay
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July 2002
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I was just walking down the street when I heard footsteps behind me, I turned round and bloops I had the best kiss EVER... I could sell that to hollywood :)

*mumbles*fucking nimpho*mumble*fucking lucky bastard*mumbles*

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Everybody Needs Somebody to love said:

What a crappy rendition of the Blues Brothers' tune. (I don't know the original author)

Anyways, to the thread owner: None of your damn business!

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23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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I was just walking down the street when I heard footsteps behind me, I turned round and bloops I had the best kiss EVER... I could sell that to hollywood

Here she comes, just a-walkin' down the street,
Singin' "Doo-ah diddy diddy dum-diddy do" ...

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Derezo
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April 2001
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Because the meaning of dating is marriage correct? Or atleast in the long run.

I wouldn't say that.
Everyone dates, or wants to. Even those who never marry, or want to. :)
It's companionship and it's fun. It's different type of fun and companionship when s/he's more than a friend.

I still go out with a girl even if I know it's going to go nowhere.

Anyway, been turned down once.
I was drunk. ;D
If I remember correctly, my pickup line was something along the lines of 'Where are YOU sleeping tonight?'
::)

"He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe"

X-G
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December 2000
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Everyone dates, or wants to. Even those who never marry, or want to.

Eh... no. I don't, and I don't want to. And I have no plans of getting married either. So, there you go, Haddiman. ;)

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23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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So, there you go, Haddiman.

I swear, any new Strong Bad E-mail gets quoted here within 2 days. ;D He's behind the box!! ;)

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If I remember correctly, my pickup line was something along the lines of 'Where are YOU sleeping tonight?'

Smooth.

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Neil Walker
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April 2000
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Perhaps some lyrics to sing along to may cheer you all up. The Smiths may help ;)

Maybe:

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
Well, when exactly do you mean ?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

Or maybe:
Every day you must say
So, how do I feel about my life ?
Anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
When will you accept yourself ?
I am sick and I am dull
And I am plain
How dearly I'd love to get carried away
Oh, but dreams have a knack of just not coming true
And time is against me now...oh
Oh, who and what to blame ?
Oh, anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
When will you accept yourself, for heaven's sake ?
Anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
Every day you must say
Oh, how do I feel about the past ?
Others conquered love - but I ran
I sat in my room and I drew up a plan
Oh, but plans can fall through (as so often they do)
And time is against me now...

And there's no-one left to blame
Oh, tell me when will you ...
When will you accept your life ?
(The one that you hate)
For anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
Every day you must say
Oh, how do I feel about my shoes ?
They make me awkward and plain
How dearly I would love to kick with the fray ...
But I once had a dream (and it never came true)
And time is against me now...
Time is against me now...
And there's no one but yourself to blame
Oh, anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
Anything is hard to find; for heaven's sake !
Anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
When will you accept yourself ?
When ?
When ?
When ?
When ?

Or maybe even:
When you walk without ease
On these
Streets where you were raised
I had a really bad dream
It lasted 20 years, 7 months, and 27 days
I never, I'm alone, and I
Never, ever oh ... had no one ever

Now I'm outside your house
I'm alone
And I'm outside your house
I hate to intrude ...
Oh, Alone, I'm Alone, I'm Alone, I'm Alone
I'm Alone
I'm Alone
And I never, never ... oh ... had no one ever
I never had no one ever
I never had no, no one ever
Had no one never
Never ... no ...
Oh ...

Neil.
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Surt
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April 2000
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CGamesPlay said:

*mumbles*yuckying nimpho*mumble*yuckying lucky guy mumbles*

Muttering to yourself in public probably won't help your cause.

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Derezo
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April 2001
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Eh... no. I don't, and I don't want to.

I mean normal people. ;)

How can you not want to have a girlfriend, anyway? Isn't that just part of being human? ???

"He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe"

Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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I think he thinks girls are skanks, and it would make him skanky if he wanted one.

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Or he's got so little self esteem that he "knows" no girl in he right mind would like him.

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Rampage
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December 2002
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being human

You've hit the jackpot ;D

-R

Derezo
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April 2001
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X-G said:

I've got a couple of reasons...

It's not really that I don't want one. I just don't consider it worth the trouble of looking for one. And even then if someone should magically manifest on my doorstep and try to hook me, there's still the issue of maintenance. And I'm a very, very independent person. I hate to be a burden on anyone, and I hate catering to other people's interests. I know full well that makes me asocial and not fit for relationships, and that's just fine, heh. I don't need it bad enough. All I need is good friends and such. The physical bit can be taken care of.

Besides, there is no one perfect enough anyway. And even if there is, they wouldn't want this bloated excuse for a human anyway. :P

So, the reason is because it's easier this way. I don't feel like I'm losing out on anything big, so I can't really bother to do anything else.

Using quotes is easier than saying "X-G said this." ;D

Which, I can agree with. Part of the reason I don't have one, but not part of the reason I don't want one ;)
The 'maintenance' I can put up with. So long as she's worth it.

I'm too lazy (and self conscious, but not so much anymore) to go out and get one.

"He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe"

Marcello
Member #1,860
January 2002
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Well some people might want a boyfriend, you should be open minded. ;)

Marcello

nonnus29
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August 2002
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most time you've been rejected by a girl.

Probably at least 10 times. I chased this one girl for about a year.

I had a friend who got rejected by this one girl a few times and they ended up getting married.

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I'm married so I basically get rejected everyday

Thats depressing.

Marcello
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January 2002
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Probably at least 10 times. I chased this one girl for about a year.

That's more depressing.

Marcello

Derezo
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April 2001
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I chased this one girl for about a year.

That just reminded me of a time I got rejected! Didn't quite chase her for a YEAR.. but for a summer.

I was like.. 16, and she was a friend of my sister's.
Anyway, neither of us said anything. I just reached over, wrapped my arm around her, and started caressing her. Then I went to kiss her, and she pushed away.

I probably had bad breath or something, yeah, that was it. I'm sure of it! ;)

..we were with my sister and my cousin in a van. They both fell asleep. It was awkward after that.

"He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe"

Chris Katko
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January 2002
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hugs ex gee Wow... X-G is a prime example of what I looked for and found in SSC. He wasn't obsessed about sex as most guys are. Ex gee knows what it's all about. Not just sex. Go ex geee!!

Holy crap. Girls like you actually exist. :)

I've never been officially rejected, because I've never really asked. Actually, there is only two girls I've ever considered dating. One, was dating another guy, so it ended there. It wore off after a week or two. The other, well, I sat on it because I didn't know if I should, and now she's with another guy. :'( :) She's too good for me anyways. Also, I don't think she ever felt attracted to me, so that wouldn't have really worked anyway.

I think my type of relationship is one I'm in already and it just ends up turning into a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship over time.

p.s. I'm also not in it for the sex.

[append] Damn, I somehow hit send post mid-writing. Meh, it's good enough. :)

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Sirocco
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April 2000
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p.s. I'm also not in it for the sex.

Good, then you won't be disappointed when you get married, only to discover that you're now actually having less sex than you were when you were simply dating and/or living together ;)

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Derezo - Sigged. Oh so sigged.

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Chris Katko
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January 2002
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Good, then you won't be disappointed when you get married, only to discover that you're now actually having less sex than you were when you were simply dating and/or living together

Is that suppost to make me want it? ::)

Life is more than sex. Though, your statement doesn't quite fit my experiences, since some friends of mine are married and they go at it like rabbits. So to say once your married, you don't have sex, is what people who miss being single say.

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phate
Member #2,235
April 2002
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I'm in it for sex ;D

But I have two issues:

-I'm Damn F-Ugly
-My ass has grown roots into my desk chair

For my current (never used) pickup line: see my sig

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RallyMonkey
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May 2004
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Are you sure that
"Current Task: Programming - Early Development (Alpha Stage)"
would work as a pickup line?

NOTICE: This post's grammar/spelling/puncuation is definitive. English is frequently inaccurate.
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the_y_man
Member #1,770
December 2001
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i really dont understand why guys are scared of rejection

Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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Imagine being rejected hurt like someone cutting your hand off with a qtip.

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SailorMoonchld
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August 2003
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Go Chris! ^^ And Ex gee! :D I always hear that when you get married you don't have sex as often as living together and whatnot too... But then recently I hear/read that they do it more often than people just living together? :-/ But yeah... I think it might be either way depending on the couple. =_= I don't know. That is just me.

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Derezo
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April 2001
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i really dont understand why guys are scared of rejection

Me either, really.. but I don't think it's just the rejection part that us guys are afraid of. It's the entire first impression. You've gotta do it well, or don't do it at all.

That girl I used the 'Where are YOU sleeping tonight?' line with, I met on the internet. Now that's comedy. ;D
You go to meet this person you met on the internet, and after a half hour or so of small talk they ask to sleep with you. Supplies! [Reference]

I found out months later that the line didn't turn her off. It was where and how I delivered it. Completely drunk off my ass, and in front of a few other people. We're still friends, and if she hadn't moved away a couple months ago I'd have asked her out properly. ;)
She's about 4' nothing though.. so I don't know how well it would work out... "Ok, honey! See you after work!"
Derezo lifts midget into the air, and kisses her :P

After I said that, my friend andy said "You're drunk, Eric."
..he says that a lot... hmm......

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Richard Phipps
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November 2001
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Go Chris! ^^ And Ex gee! I always hear that when you get married you don't have sex as often as living together and whatnot too...

When I first read that I thought you were talking about Chris and X-G getting married to each other!

;D



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