al_get_blender()
{"name":"610143","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/0\/2067e534dab18378e4979aba1b83dca1.jpg","w":360,"h":360,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/0\/2067e534dab18378e4979aba1b83dca1"}

al_clone_bitmap()
{"name":"610144","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/4\/24f386a87cd3e988b5977a5e824e28e9.jpg","w":670,"h":440,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/4\/24f386a87cd3e988b5977a5e824e28e9"}

al_grab_mouse()
{"name":"610147","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/0\/8\/081ba34edf0cc5c38a63e7487a9e20df.jpg","w":259,"h":392,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/0\/8\/081ba34edf0cc5c38a63e7487a9e20df"}

al_destroy_display()
{"name":"610146","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/8\/8\/8873ce0f17f9f7cbdd008349937239d6.png","w":278,"h":296,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/8\/8\/8873ce0f17f9f7cbdd008349937239d6"}

al_draw_soft_triangle

I had been thinking of a sponge or something.
That was what Google images came up with.

al_fixfloor()

{"name":"610149","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/3\/e357ea5d24638ac9dff3c47fe6cf5774.jpg","w":605,"h":900,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/3\/e357ea5d24638ac9dff3c47fe6cf5774"}

al_store_state()

{"name":"610150","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/8\/5\/85c526270275de2f2eb758e3f945f6e1.jpg","w":900,"h":600,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/8\/5\/85c526270275de2f2eb758e3f945f6e1"}

al_identity_transform()

{"name":"Fulvia-Pellegrino.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/7\/c730f86b4f4a6293dfd25a1238c1d832.jpg","w":615,"h":923,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/7\/c730f86b4f4a6293dfd25a1238c1d832"}^[1]

I don't have anything to contribute, just to say that that's... terrifying.

al_get_time()

{"name":"az-85.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/d\/c\/dc0c3412b75f91b3c9e158a24b7a39b3.jpg","w":879,"h":1415,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/d\/c\/dc0c3412b75f91b3c9e158a24b7a39b3"}

al_detach_mixer

{"name":"B00K8S8JBQ.aplus1._CB346001331_.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/f\/2f557639fe7cc53d3070c5c2bdd20129.jpg","w":300,"h":300,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/f\/2f557639fe7cc53d3070c5c2bdd20129"}

{"name":"610151","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/5\/450f99d90ba4d420487b45876edfbaeb.png","w":331,"h":330,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/5\/450f99d90ba4d420487b45876edfbaeb"}
al_destroy_sample()

al_free()

{"name":"nelson-mandela-20131205.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/9\/7\/978295710e1f66bd3a7694819bafe416.jpg","w":620,"h":349,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/9\/7\/978295710e1f66bd3a7694819bafe416"}

al_fixasin()

{"name":"Good-Shepherd-confessional1.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/5\/c5bcab9f0e4f8ca4a54985831fb64602.jpg","w":630,"h":288,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/5\/c5bcab9f0e4f8ca4a54985831fb64602"}

al_key_down()

{"name":"610155","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/b\/4b96f9b67e4d4ee790e88ea40b65c45d.jpg","w":1092,"h":614,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/b\/4b96f9b67e4d4ee790e88ea40b65c45d"}

Who's that, Boobuigi?

My previous one was Al Capone, in case anyone wondered

al_join_paths()

{"name":"610156","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/0\/c\/0c7dfa4da575abb7ba22c9a1cd7145c1.jpg","w":2048,"h":1536,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/0\/c\/0c7dfa4da575abb7ba22c9a1cd7145c1"}^[1]

Wait, that was Al Capone? I thought it was Dracula for a while there*, haha.

al_get_ram_size()

{"name":"Hot-Selling-font-b-Fat-b-font-font-b-Sheep-b-font-Doll-Cute-Furry-Soft.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/d\/d\/dd32df7390eb98242208c6b5f396c9b5.jpg","w":600,"h":600,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/d\/d\/dd32df7390eb98242208c6b5f396c9b5"}

* Dracula really let himself go didn't he? :P

al_wait_for_event()

{"name":"the-end-is-nigh-megaphone.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/9\/494df6f17b34d8282111887fa872472a.jpg","w":600,"h":862,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/9\/494df6f17b34d8282111887fa872472a"}

al_hold_bitmap_drawing()
{"name":"610157","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/0\/204469c01c63bbd128734df78a76072f.jpg","w":460,"h":276,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/0\/204469c01c63bbd128734df78a76072f"}

al_fixfloor()
{"name":"610158","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/0\/60d4426de995a7ec1788a01fa87e116e.jpg","w":550,"h":412,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/0\/60d4426de995a7ec1788a01fa87e116e"}

...err... wait... someone already did al_fixfloor()... oh well.

Best thread in years.

al_join_thread()

Err wait, I already did that

{"name":"610163","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/c\/4c8d4b08f79c47aae0872cd75fdbed63.png","w":537,"h":339,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/4\/c\/4c8d4b08f79c47aae0872cd75fdbed63"}

LMAO @ destroy sample and identity transform... disturbing, and I won't be able to sleep, but made me laugh out loud.

al_rest()
{"name":"53738.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/a\/b\/abcb90deb9bfb4bc88a6bb7ec04caa4c.jpg","w":1600,"h":1200,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/a\/b\/abcb90deb9bfb4bc88a6bb7ec04caa4c"}

^ awwww :}

al_wait_for_vsync()

@Mark: Haha. I wanted to do al_wait_for_vsync() originally, but couldn't come up with anything for it. That's clever.

al_drop_path_tail()
{"name":"n038646.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/9\/e938d346cd6bd0bafdb7bff97e86129f.jpg","w":600,"h":428,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/9\/e938d346cd6bd0bafdb7bff97e86129f"}

I don't get the vsync one.

al_fixsub()
{"name":"610167","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/2\/f22c8e1251fe98af08f46c927d90f88b.jpg","w":1000,"h":541,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/2\/f22c8e1251fe98af08f46c927d90f88b"}

al_fixceil()
{"name":"610168","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/f\/ef006f2611a29b658f5f9408644dbc71.jpg","w":251,"h":334,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/f\/ef006f2611a29b658f5f9408644dbc71"}

I know them as "Promise Rings".

al_get_backbuffer()

{"name":"610169","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/e\/fe5ff7a320eba6d60e5169a82adaafe8.jpg","w":650,"h":360,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/e\/fe5ff7a320eba6d60e5169a82adaafe8"}

al_wait_for_event()

{"name":"610170","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/3\/a\/3ac45f9b96f33b81be16efbe84246929.jpg","w":580,"h":286,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/3\/a\/3ac45f9b96f33b81be16efbe84246929"}

^

al_create_event_queue()

al_read_directory()

{"name":"state-of-yellow-pages-by-smb-seo-dallas_zps561fdd53.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/3\/5\/357bf54385d8ddc78755d26ece8ea018.jpg","w":849,"h":565,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/3\/5\/357bf54385d8ddc78755d26ece8ea018"}

This is a crime against humanity. Do any of the following work?

1. Second from the top, entitled "Flicker."

2. http://www.snotr.com/video/9079/Key__amp__Peele__Flicker

3. http://www.firecold.com/videos/key-peele-flicker

4. https://www.riemurasia.net/video/Key-Peele-Flicker/164184

5. http://www.moviemill.net/watch.php?vid=dc88680c3

al_get_target_bitmap()

al_rewind_audio_stream()
{"name":"610172","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/1\/e12b80ca978d667d478dabfa8ddbe75f.jpg","w":315,"h":209,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/1\/e12b80ca978d667d478dabfa8ddbe75f"}

al_iphone_program_has_halted()
{"name":"610173","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/a\/5\/a5d53f0a3a71cbd2f06628f4d3bec965.jpg","w":320,"h":282,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/a\/5\/a5d53f0a3a71cbd2f06628f4d3bec965"}

al_get_joystick()

{"name":"dickenlargementdrugs-1280x540.png","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/0\/103db4a68d08b049b3a755c87e3636d0.png","w":1280,"h":540,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/0\/103db4a68d08b049b3a755c87e3636d0"}

LMAO @ Dizzy.

al_get_path_tail

{"name":"610175","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/0\/2\/02254a73aad7da32761f13e3dc882203.gif","w":320,"h":213,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/0\/2\/02254a73aad7da32761f13e3dc882203"}

Originally I thought the command was al_get_path_fail, but it still works.

al_get_current_display:

I wanna do that one too!

al_get_current_display()

{"name":"currants.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/b\/d\/bdfe185e7a62ec75dd583c16bc8a9075.jpg","w":3241,"h":2161,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/b\/d\/bdfe185e7a62ec75dd583c16bc8a9075"}

{"name":"610178","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/3\/8\/38820bf61c6d26eae30d7b22d4ab8f04.jpg","w":655,"h":407,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/3\/8\/38820bf61c6d26eae30d7b22d4ab8f04"}

al_get_eaten_by_pig(ALLEGRO_REGULAR_PIG);
{"name":"62a331b0e02880bd5b1fc8a3df52095b.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/2\/62a331b0e02880bd5b1fc8a3df52095b.jpg","w":1023,"h":682,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/2\/62a331b0e02880bd5b1fc8a3df52095b"}

al_get_eaten_by_pig(ALLEGRO_FLYING_PIG);
{"name":"AAEAAQAAAAAAAAP6AAAAJGNhZGE4NzFiLWVkOTAtNDQ4Yi04ZTEwLTg2MzJkZGM2YWI1Nw.png","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/4\/64a22b67589a1f72eb8357f69bcd06fa.png","w":698,"h":400,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/4\/64a22b67589a1f72eb8357f69bcd06fa"}

al_find_cat()

^ ^

al_get_allegro_color_version()

{"name":"610183","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/7\/2728fdcf57a78123580cecfd3ea4ebb3.jpg","w":1600,"h":900,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/7\/2728fdcf57a78123580cecfd3ea4ebb3"}

{"name":"610194","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/0\/208a2f0bc340db8094079d4b7103dc07.jpg","w":285,"h":285,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/0\/208a2f0bc340db8094079d4b7103dc07"}
ALLEGRO_EVENT_MOUSE_AXES

Nice one, Mark!

Define nice.

So Neil, it's still bugging me - who's the girl in al_clone_bitmap() and how does it relate to the function name? Is it just an arbitrary image cloned or is it deeper? I've tried Googling 'bitmap girl', 'pixel girl', and 'girl red hair black clothes black boots star necklace belly', all to no avail

LMAO Mark, awesome!

Perv! Actually, I just searched for "clones" and that came up eventually and looked... appropriate.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=clone+bitmap&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiipYbV_YfLAhVB1h4KHR6xCF0Q_AUIBygB&biw=1120&bih=537#tbm=isch&q=clones

al_save_bitmap
{"name":"29sca02c.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/d\/e\/dea9bef48135ae80fd3df01a34c0236f.jpg","w":640,"h":920,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/d\/e\/dea9bef48135ae80fd3df01a34c0236f"}

al_flip_display
{"name":"screen-flipped-upside-down.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/c\/fc926378d4ed644a88f2589247f29c5a.jpg","w":413,"h":350,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/c\/fc926378d4ed644a88f2589247f29c5a"}

al_update_display_region

Somebody needs more practice searching for porn.

Append:

"clone girl" (without quotes) didn't turn it up on the first page so I tried "clone girl army" and that worked.

Enlighten us, master?

I didn't mean the picture originates from porn. I meant the hunger for porn would over time force you to learn to search for pictures. I already found a query that returned the picture in question (see previous post).

That sounds like something only an experienced master would say.

What honed skill!

al_get_system_config()
.

I already answered how to find that clone girl image. I just googled "clones" originally. That's it. I found it funny that was the only thing you didn't try.

I tried it on Bing instead of Google and noted that "Female Clone Army" on Bing brings it up as the first entry (not sure if that also comes up like that on Google, probably).

Yeah, look two posts before his and you will see a link I provided to find it.

Edit: Okay, I found what might be a better image for al_clone_bitmap (animated GIF, you HAVE to click this and check it out, I about died laughing)

{"name":"610199","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/f\/6f2a04b9bab777f68be783ab8cad8071.gif","w":960,"h":920,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/6\/f\/6f2a04b9bab777f68be783ab8cad8071"}

^ bambams approved.

I see - decrementing a number and clearing all her bits. Clever