I just wanted to say Hi... I'm still alive. 
Does this mean we have to give back your stuff? 
SpeedHack is this weekend! Do it! Dooit-dooit-dooit! 
You need to update your avatar.
You still have time! Elias wrote a game in 5 hours last time
Now it would be a game in 4 hour ^^
Hahahah... nah, I have no time right now. It's good to know Allegro is going forward. I'm not programming any videogame right now but I know I'll in the future.
I hope you'll !
You guys have no idea how much your abuse of English just made me giggle
You can't contract a verb into the pronoun if you don't have another verb after it. Reason being, there has to be a word to put the emphasis on to, to help indicate that the clause has ended and the rest is implied. That would be either the "will" or the following verb. So, I hear it in my head with an unemphasised "you'll", and then a huge glaring gap where the emphasised word should be. It's like musical comedy
I'll accidentally my cat, will it be ok?
Heh, see the explanation I just edited in 
Still, I see what you did there
For a related musical comedy example, see 3:20 here:
Let's modify the rule of the "substitute 'll by will" by appending it "under some obscure reason only" ;-)
Bruce, come here to germany, and each time you don't know which gender a german substantive has i punish you with a youtube film ...
Excellent! I'll be there on Thursday.
(I am actually going to Germany on Thursday.)