The Canadians lost their entire air force* this weekend:

The French think the government faked this, since there was no aircraft left intact after the impact.

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^{*The flying squirrels are still available.}

They had a force of one?

Air Force One?

And Pearl Harbor has 2 F-22 raptors. I'm sure 10 worthless iranian migs could counter that.

The flying squirrels are in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. So the Canadians will have no air support when we invade?

It turns out that they don't actually need an air force, since they have Officer Bubbles to protect them!

I'm glad the pilot got out OK.

And we are now on YCombinator.

But did he spill his beer?!

Don't forget Canada is part of the British Commonwealth. So mess with them and you mess with the Bahamas, Rwanda, Tonga and a few others.

Not so cocky now. However, feel free to attack Quebec.

Nah. Just attack under half of quebec.

Most of them want to stay. the Bloq had to cheat, lie and steal to even get the near 50% it got on the last separation referendum. And hard.

I've heard all kinds of stories from Québécois^[1] how the referendum was rigged, and they still lost.