Let's do forum Karaoke! Just pick a song and record yourself singing it. Attached is my first forum Karaoke 
I'm singing the lyrics for Soccer Practice by The Gay Pimp.
I can't wait for Derezo to get here
That was four minutes of my life I won't ever get back.
That was four minutes of my life I won't ever get back.
Do what I did when listening to the song, and multitask. Whilst listening, I started a new thread.
AE.
Whilst listening, I started a new thread.
Oh, now I understand...
I can't wait for Derezo to get here
Is he good at singing then?
Is he good at singing then?
I dunno, let's ask Derezo. Derezo, are you good at singing?
William Heatley, are you a foxxxy mama?
OK. Here's my contribution.
Elvis Presley's Hound Dog.
The attatched recording was actually recorded in the same studio that Elvis recorded his masterpieces - Sun Studio in Memphis, Tennesee, USA. It was made on my epic trip to North America. Although the equipment wasn't the original equipment, I have attatched a picture of me holding Elvis's original mic (the studio was in a different room).
Sun Studios has become a tourist attraction and is a fully-fledged museum complete with guided tours.
AE.
PS. This was on the same day I visted Graceland where I took the photo I attatched to this post
William Heatley, are you a foxxxy mama?
No, but Andrei is. 
Here's a tip. Listen to Andrei while you look at Diana's avatar dancing.
Now, all we need is for MattSmith to come along and create a flash video for one of these Karaoke songs, and then Derezo can video himself lip-synching it.
AE.
I can't wait for Derezo to get here
I'm here!
Derezo, are you good at singing?
Not at all! 
I like to be silly when I sing. I sing to my girlfriend alllll the time. Usually I just make up songs as I go but use a tune from some popular song or whatever.. other times I'll mix songs together... like "Stand by me" and "Lean on me".. she hates that.
"Oh darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me.
Stand by me, stand by me.. when you're not strong, I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on..."
I will post something here, but I will need to secure a working microphone. Mine suck... I bought a pack of 5 way back when (was super cheap, like $1 or something.. I couldn't pass it up).. but we'll see if they work. 
If not, maybe I'll do a whole music video or something with actual singing.
[edit: Your karaoke is creepy weird....]
Karaoke Music Video!? 
I thought you'd never ask!
Maybe I'll do my version of "Cure my tragedy" by Cold.
She's broken and she's gone away.. I sent her for an RMA..
WONT YOU CURE MY RADEON?
WONT YOU CURE MY RADEON?
There's artifacts, they're really gay.. I sent her for an RMA..
WONT YOU CURE MY RADEON?
I MISS HER WHEN SHE'S GONE...
Sing Derezo, Sing!
Ok. Eventually, I will do this.. but right now I can't find a microphone and too much goes into making a music video - not enough time for that. Maybe I'll buy a proper microphone tonight or something and do it on Friday or Saturday.
Alright!
Wow, William. That's a whole new level of freaky.