I usually don't post crap but this is a funny blonde joke i saw today.

Oddly enough the thread titled while(funny == true){} inspired me to post it

Reminds me of the Idiot Card that you can buy at some gag stores.

Old!

But a bit different than last time I heard it, though!

Yeah, it's a good one; but old as hell. Why didn't you just post a direct link to it though?

What a great joke!

Blog-linking, ie. desperate attempt to use others' popularity to get traffic to your blog.

edit, now that i checked it out: Or in this case, stupid reciprocating blog linking.

BTW: a variation of that joke's been known in finland for aeons as the 'swedish perpetuum mobile'.

Hi-Jack!
Derezo, do you use the term Chevron to describe distance?

That's one of the first video clips i ever downloaded from the web.

hmm, I think this should have not been linked as a blonde joke. It's like saying the idiots card is related to blondes, which it is not. Anyway this is more of a prank than a joke to me. I didn't even crack a smile. I want 5 seconds of my life back.

Blondes == idiots.

This is not Digg where you post a link to a blog that is trackpining another blog that has a link to a third blog which goes to a fourth blog...

I am still following links >_<

Loosers, i was linked directly to the joke after the first link
You just need to have the allegro plugin installed.

I do not use the term 'Chevron'. Period.

Agreed, but a blonde joke always has a reference to a blonde in it. That's what makes it a blonde joke. You wouldn't tell a momma joke with a donkey would you?

Your donkey's so fat, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house. Just not as funny. OK, maybe it is

On a side note, is blonde not a word or something, cause the spell check hates it.

Are you blonde?

Technically, blonde is the feminine version of blond. However, in the US they tend to use blond for both males and females. Most other english speaking countries use blonde for both males and felmales.

Interesting...you should. It's a pretty good measure of distance.

Yes... here we see a recreation of two Egyptian slaves using an ancient Chevron to measure the size of their pyramids:
{"name":"chevron.JPG","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/5\/5\/55d663c24e483c88fb0908c2154ac900.jpg","w":601,"h":397,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/5\/5\/55d663c24e483c88fb0908c2154ac900"}

Only 856 more measurements to make, boys! Eventually the invention of the "Chevron Stick" and the "laser-Chevron" would make the original Chevron obsolete, though it remains forever in our memories, and our hearts.

Seriously, I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but that didn't seem to stop me from joining in.

I wonder if that link thing goes outside of LJ?

[edit] Yep, but now I wonder if I'll get out of the blog stuff and into a forum place? And yes I'm that bored to follow the links...

It just links back to the original link.

Maybe that's the joke. I think that's pretty funny.

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Yeah... am I doing something wrong? The links are in a continuous loop. Something about that makes me reallly claustrophobic.

Which link exactly do you consider original?

The first one that was posted, obviously. Use some common sense.

So, do you have it?

This forum has a lot of blondes i see....

Didn't i tell you guys this was crap!?:D

Took me two links to figure it out

If you don't have the allegro plugin installed this is the direct link.

I hate you all.

I remember printing out about 100 pages of blonde jokes a few years ago, a blonde girl I knew wanted them, she walked out the door reading them and ran her head right into a lamppost. Recursion?