Since i'm one of the few girls here, might as well discuss stuff that guys don't talk about such as guys, nail polish, hairstraighteners and crap. Also anime, Captain Picard and Wolverine's arse.

And who is going to discuss it with you?

Girls talk about crap? Eww!

I have a lot of girl friends (with space, best to lear the distinction early if you want to discuss stuff on this forum;)), and I'm supposedly a girly guy - so we talk about lots of girly stuff.
Never about hairstraighteners and nail polish, though. We do talk about guys (well, they do, I talk back about girls) and Captain Picard, though. I think we covered Wolverine at some point.

EDIT: kazzmir, your avatar just expired from the cache... I hate the new one

... lucky bastards.

see ppl are talking already! aren't there any other girls around here?

Anime is not a girl thing!

Anyway, There are times I think I was meant to be born a girl... cough

yes anime is for boys too

there is some ... but they are sure in the minority. and this isnt really the best place for a girl. just take a look at the main page post results. see the winning category.

they said the same thing when i started karate

well i doubt they have a poll where the winning category is pervert in the forums. but o well.

Look for a "Hi I'm new here" type thread made by Angel Child. (Last girl before you to sign as far as I can remember)

Well girl wise there is Nicholle but I don't know of any other girls on Allegro.CC:(.

Dont you recognize them? Its the mooninites from aqua teen hunger force. I think its pretty funny, anyway. Well if enough people hate my avatar ill go back to jubie.

at least im not going off topic becuase there is no topic.

oooh well
well u guys can give me your opinion on Wolverine's arse then

... o very funny.

... ask 23, he knows it well.

Where's Nicholle and crazy_k when somebody needs them?

There's also the member formerly known as Sakuera but she won't admit she's a girl for some reason...

And me.

No.

Ah, thanks, that clarifies it
It's more that the colours hurt my eyes than anything else though.
Funny thing is, your old avatar hasn't expired from this machine yet. Makes for interesting browsing to be sure

I'll try after I've actually seen the movie. I don't know a thing about guys though.

For the girl stuff, you can also look up a thread called `It's official' where some guys were actually revealed to be girls by some website.
As for real girls, I think there's about five or six that have posted over the past months or so. Speaking of AC - where is she???

Evert: This one?

Do these girls code? if so, wow true geekettes! I look up to them

im pretty sure most of them do. you know ive never actually seen a true female programmer. such a rarity.

I only know a few girls on forum sites. The most i've ever known to be active on a single site was 5!

At school its much the same, you see i'm an engineering student and i take a lot of math, physics, comp sci, and engineering classes. I never many girls They're all taking arts and business and such.

Why can't more girls be interrested in cool stuff.

Because girls are stupid and think arts and business is cool...

Arts is cool!

But that wolvorine? yum... cough

Umm, crazy_k, nichole/Matthew/BD/23, AngelChild, Manjula.. We're going to be classified as the first female-friendly programming site!

Prolly has to do with you scaring them:

arts is way cool! three cheers for the french teacher!

The perverse order of (academic) cool commonly found among girls (compiled through extensive research), in order of cool to not cool:
Art / Music
Poetry
Foreign affairs / political activism
A bunch of irrelevant stuff
Biology
-- here we enter the realm of uncool --
Chemistry
Physics
Computer related activity
Science fiction

As we can clearly see, the list is approximately inverse of the correct list, excepting that art/music is in approximately the correct place (science fiction and computers and physics might go above it, I'm not sure).

However unfortunate this error, it does make easy the task of culling interesting people from the insane majority; rather than doing a more involved check on each girl, you can first make sure that the girl has an approximately valid ordering of their list.
This technique is of notable similarity to frustum culling, and likewise, can be very effective, but unfortunately is not entirely accurate -- there is a distinct chance of both Type I and Type II error. Use the method, hence, only when approximate analysis of the dating scene is enough (this is usually the case given a sufficient population).

here my faves
Science fiction
art/music
biology
A bunch of irrelevant stuff

I hate biology...

Give me DDR and programming any day (BTW, the stuff I drew on me in my current avatar is from a girl character named Emi in DDR)

Any relation to Yves, Manjula?
Anyway, your ordering of cool is close enough to sanity that the Zaphos Analysis would return positive for you, given a standard level of "close enough." Congratulations! I would estimate that you have a 76% chance of being cool.

Edit (in response to X-G): Oh. This thread makes so much more sense now. C'est tres spam, n'est pas?

Zaphos: She's Yves' sister ...

I am almost cool! brilliant!8-)

"All the big kids pee their pants! You aren't cool until you pee your pants!" - Billy Madison

I know some of you are just thinking about geek girls. hahaha!!!

My program teacher in school is female.
Also, my assistan programmer in my new job.
And also, we do have (little) gird buddys, so, yes, girl does code, and code well.
At least, the ones that I know.
Sadly, my teacher forces me to program in Pascal...
Altough, in my shool job, I code in PHP...

I hate Wolverine. He used to be cool but now his book is just fanboy crap. If I were ever made writer on X-Men, the first thing I would do is kill him off. Immediately. Actually, I'd kill him off on the cover, and the issue would just be a flashback to how it happened. If I could get away with it, I'd kill him in the previews ...

So I guess my opinion on Wolverine's arse is "it's grass and I'm a lawnmower".

Anyway, it would be nice to see a conversation that doesn't revolve around "Wow! A girl! " You are all to be commended for not yet asking for a picture (unless I missed it) ...

wow this place does need girls
I joined under the influence of my sibblings, this seems like a nice place. The M's are taking over the forum, resistence is futile.
Anyway, about the girly stuff, I just wanted to add the Wolverine has a muscular arse. Why am i the only one who noticed?

Everyone has a muscular arse; that's how they're drawn. And all the women have a nice rack and everyone wears spraypainted costumes.

Now where's your avatar?

I gotta make a comment about mystique. Even after 20 years you'd never get tired of her. She can be anything you want her to be

hey what about the frog dude ... now hes got skillz.

Toad sucks in the comics. Mystique has her own miniseries right now, which has been getting some nice reviews ...

I have a crush on nightcrawler

something smells fishy...
Methinks that Manjula and Diana are really Yves!
wait that can't be right... [shudders]
well something still smells...
never mind I found it... (damn kittens, teach you to piss on my magazine!!!)

Okay, you have taste ...

Yeah, girls never stay for long

.. but, when they're here, the threads they create and post in grow almost as fast as threads about religion or the war!

I think the girls just don't stay cause we bore the pants off them... Ok, wrong analogy, but you see my point... Ok, wrong visual... I'm just saying everything wrong ain't I?

you wish you could bore their pants off;D

why? are they hot yves?

Yeah, man. How bout your mom? Is she hot too?

.........it's not right to ask people how hot their family members are

Am I the only guy here who doesn't appreciate having a guy's arse shoved in his face?

So, Manjula and Diana. What are your hobbies? If you enjoy science fiction, talk about some books you've read. If you enjoy art, tell us what sorts of things you draw. Makes for much more interesting discussion than Wolverine's ... blech

'nuff said

Bruce You are absolutely no fun.

Correction: I'm trying to make the thread more interesting. If you find this thread fun as it is, then I fear for this community.

Oh, and I thought my avatar was fun, cute, and harmless. And everyone here seems to hate it. Now who's no fun?

.. The little duckies are fun... The freak they are sitting on is frightening

But yeah, I'd love to hear more bout the two loverly ladies. You know, since they've missed all the past "get to know you" threads..

Hey, I like your avatar BP.
It's a touch feminine looking for my taste, with all the yellow.. and the questionably male character.. but it's a good pic nonetheless.

Ok, someone fetch 23's thread with all those millions of questions that got really annoying to read after the first few entries.
I would, but I'm too lazy....

I don't care if it looks feminine. It has duckies in, and annoyed a few people - that's all that matters. Thanks for the compliment

Just be glad I didn't tint it pink ... hmm ... right. Tigge, get here now

http://matt.cenizasoft.cjb.net/siteicons/hellokitty.gif

http://www.the-good-stuff.freeserve.co.uk/allegro/allegro4girls2.png

New forum! Brilliant, Matt!

Wait... them are ducks on his shoulders! I thought it was some huge bow!

yes those are ducks ... and there is one on top too. i thought it was two eggs.

Everytime i look at bp's avatar i keep thinking she's topless and waiting in the shower for me. Hmm, time to stop doing math and get outside.

Goalie Ca: If I'm not mistaken, that really is a guy you're wanting to have a shower with..

IronBob: Those things on his head are eggs, aren't they? See? He's doing a balancing act..

It's a duck, BP said so in another topic.

Derezo, no it is a white duck. Thats already been established

They're a funny shape for eggs.

He's wearing ducks. Eggs would be just weird.

Do I detect a note of irony?

Um. If you didn't, You've been watching too much Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu.

Well, they look like eggs!

.. or a really funny looking hat.
.. or maybe some marshmallows..

but, I guess a duck it is!

strange how this topic is going it went from girls
to more girls then to ducks

Derezo: umm, refresh?

The white one looks more like a pidgeon than a duck.

That would explain the pale grey patches in the hair as well.

Bubbles from the bath. They look blue to me. And I don't think it looks much like a pigeon - but then I'm no ornithologist.

Yes.. You should know what it is. Since you are a Guuologist.

Then so should you. You did watch the entire first series

What was the 'Yes' in reply to?

Interesting... everytime I see BP's new avatar, i notice an extra duck...
The avatar looks fine to me, though I still think it's confusing that everyone changed his avatar at the same time...::)

I see the duck now!

He's sitting beside that egg on that dude's head!

Evert: maybe that's because I changed it to prove Derezo wrong I prefer it the way it was though ...

No. That's the pidgeon sitting beside the egg. The duck is on the left shoulder.

What's on the right shoulder then?

And when is this thread going to get back on topic?

The one on the right is a baby chicken isn't it?

Yet you haven't! There's an egg beside that so called duck!

What's with this "on topic" business anyway? Uhh.. wrong forum, BP.

but, if you must, let's discuss hair straighteners.
My sister has gone through like.. 3 in the past couple weeks. What's with that?

Derezo, clicky.

the foundation series - Isaac Asimov, and more books from Isaac Asimov. I love Star Trek.
I don't draw but i enjoy all expressions of art. I played the piano, learned a bit of guitar and took some vocal lessons. Lived in France so i got to learn about all those dead guys and their works that have contributed to the world of art

Do you program computer games? That's a great form of art if you ask me.

-- edit --
I was going to say a whole lot more so that this would actually be a descent post. But I couldn't think of anything that would interest you. So I'm going to go to bed and I might have thought of something by tomorrow.

nope, that's more Yves thing. I like playing computer games though. What i wouldn't do for a PS2...

Isaac Asimov AND ST? hehe.

You know, Edmonton is short of teachers, french speaking people, and guys named Yves. You three should move here.

Uh.. Not twice.

read Manjula's profile…oh so many canada members:P

who closed this thread?!:o

Does that make SDL for boys?

this is scary, matthew please ban my sisters

You scared of your sisters or something?

We have quite a lot in common then. I love Star Trek too (though I haven't watched it in a while - crap TV reception here), I play the piano, and I learnt French at school What grade did you reach on the piano?

... now Yves should be really scared ...

if allegro is for girls and sdl is for boys
then isn't windows for girls and OS/2 for boys?

I was going to say just what is for men but i think i don't. Not here, in the den of the mentally immature.

I think the answer to your question lies in the following quote:

No, i was going to refer to the Real World but i guess that's too strange for this folk.

The Real World? Thats just a crappy TV show.

That avatar is a guy?
I don't like it, but that's what i kept thinking looking at it yesterday.

Heh; good one I guess if Allegro's mascot is Hello Kitty, SDL's would be ... He-Man?

Alex needs a female counterpart. Alyx, maybe?

Allegra. I'll look for a picture of her later (yes, I have a certian character in mind )

Ok, Manjula.
I think the thread is lost.
Don't try to save it, it's too dangeous.
Just let it go.

No. That's very bad logic.

So Manujla, did you hear what Jo said to Cara?? Wouldn't you just dieeee?? squeeeeel

Squeeeeeeel Like, Oh my gosh! barf me out! Gag me with a spoon!

Ugh! Valley girl! >_< Never do that again ...

What's a valley girl?

Like, I dont know. It's like, whatever, you know, but like, it doesn't matter, cause like, yesterday, I was at the like, mall, and this guy came up to me, and I was like "NO WAY!!!" and then, Candy, she was with me too, and she was like, "AS IF!" and I was like "SHA!!!" and she was like, "Like, whatever!" and I was so "like TOTALLY" .... OMIGAWD!! it was like, so totally awesome, you don't even know ....

"gag me with a spoon" should have been in there

Manjula already did that one. Like, seriously ...

Ben, you've played Conker's Bad Fur Day, right? Conker's gf is a typical valley girl.

23yrdold did that a little too well........

Ah, so that's a Valley Girl. I'd never come across the term before. Where does it come from? I googled for Valley Girl and the words weren't adjacent in the first few results ...

Vally girl.. I think its a reference to Hollywood/L.A... Or "Valey Of the Dolls"

Ah! The fjortises! GETTHEMOFFMEGETHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFAARHGHHH ...

YAAAAAAAGH! cough

You mean the whole LA area is swarming with overgrown pissis's? (a.k.a. fjortises) Lordy! That's terrible.

What's a "fjortise" (and I hope it isn't a cuss word).

The official definition:

/*
[11:30] <@fatso-> ?? fjortis
[11:30] <@Allegro> fjortis located in User Library
[11:30] <@Allegro> The quadecimus family. Common species are quadecimus vulgaris and quadecimus lunaris.
[11:30] <@Allegro> "a young person, 12-16 years, who laughs him/herself to death over the smallest thing and drinks way too much alcohol at weekends" - mEmO, proofread by entheh
[11:30] <@Allegro> "also typically want to commit suicide and looooove boys" - Tigge, proofread by entheh again ;>
[11:30] <@Allegro> n´ dey talK lAiK diz *fNizZA*
[11:30] <@Allegro> This Just In: apparently the term can be applied to guys too, in which case the giggling would probably be replaced by wanking, and loooooving of boys replaced by wanting to shag every girl he sees.
[11:30] <@Allegro> This Just In #2: it has occurred to me (entheh) what the main property of a fjortis is. THEY NEED ATTENTION! LOTS OF IT! >>>:O
*/

random comment: Didn't you think that "Beast Wars" was so cool? Too bad they stopped running it.

Never seen it personally, but I find myself kind of hooked on Dragonball Z lately, for some reason. I guess it's just fun to watch, and the way they drag out each episode keeps you hanging for the next one.

That's the reason i don't like the show.

dbz eps never seem to get to the point! arrrghhh

Dragonball Z ... the only show where five minutes can stretch over twenty episodes.

Google tip of the day: Placing groups of words in double-quotes makes the search-engine only produce a hit if it finds the string in the quote.

So"Valley Girl" is what you want, andValley Girl is not.

Here is an example. 'Valley-girl' is in the double-quotes, and 'legs' is outside the double-quotes.

In some dialects of UK-English, they put 'like' at the end of sentences, so that phrase would become.

This is just a dialect. It is not the UK equivalent of Valley-Girl speak.

AE.

Like whatever and like stuff. Like really! Like gag me like with a like spoon or like something. (now if it was a guy saying that, or a butch girl.. Replace "like" with swears)

Yeah! Of the few I've watched (about 3 or so...), almost half the episode was them just standing there "charging" or what ever they do. Then, when they're done grunting and acting constipated, they're hair glows, and they fight people, then "STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT 'EXCITING' EPISODE..." or something like that. But, some of them are ONLY charging! Yet they are still hugely popular. I personally don't like the art style and the lack of anything exciting.

I got "gag me with a spoon" from the song by Frank Zappa, "Valley Girl"

Explain this then:

valley girl
"valley girl"

I didn't bother with quotes because Google behaves like that.

There's more hits without the quotes, and besides, I thought you said you had to look thru toomany of the results for a page with the words 'Valley' and 'Girl' adjacent.

AE.

I also had to look through too many of the results when I searched for "valley girl" with quotes ... that's the point I'm trying to make. Google returns results with the words adjacent first anyway, whether you use quotes or not - so I assumed it didn't find any.

Why it found one with "Valley Girl" as the title when you searched for 'legs' too, I have no idea.

Marry me ...

I'm the forum Transformer nut (do a search). I've got tons of 1980's toys and comics, all the episodes, most of them memorized. Heh; my avatar up until last week was Optimus Prime.

Of course, now I know your Yves since you made a post like that you knew I'd bite on, so I retract my proposal

I'm gonna tell Michelle you said that...

Wait, I can't contact her, darnit.

I can't contact her either; she takes off sometimes and this is one of them If this weren't semi-normal behavior for her I'd call the police or something ... anyway, enough of my problems ...

WoW! Me too!
I'm not as fanatical about transformers as 23 but i love them too.

Interresting she dissapeared again. I know a girl online just like that. Usually for 3 or 4 months and then reappears out of the blue, and the dissapears again.

DBZ && DBGT are good especially the cell part in DBZ and when goku and vegeta get the last level in GT , hehe im almost a fan

Awww, I spent ages making a Hello Kitty avatar and it's 15.8k

http://matt.cenizasoft.cjb.net/siteicons/hk-avatar.gif

I didn't know u liked the transformers. I'm a child of the 80s so i love all those good old cartoons. I used to watch G.I. Joe and not understand a word of it (it was in english and i only knew french at the time).
Beast Machines is pretty cool too

MattSmith: That is quite the nice avatar Me like, me like!

Bahahaha. No one can accuse me of having a feminine avatar any more!

I have no idea what you're talking about!

Did MS change avatars? Looks the same to me. TF copied Derezo though C'mon; you're a moose by law!

Manjula: I still say either you're Yves or Yves put you up to that I'd quiz you if it weren't for Google's existence ...

What? This isn't Derezo's avatar... Wierd...

Strong Bad avatars! Woo!

... so how about Strong Bad's arse?

Same character, TF Be original!

Like realy. I HAVE NO IDEA what you all are talking about.. Maybe your browsers are having a melt down or something.

Two Strong Bad's. See?

EDIT: You changed it! Oh well, I was just getting used to the moose again ...

EDIT: For pete's sake, I still see the kitty in my post, but TF's moose is back. He's changing more that I did during the goatee days

Nope - Strong Bad and Hello Kitty.

You are all on crack.

TF: Sweet shrinking it again would have been a labour intensive job with PSP4 & MS GifAnim.

ok, I've uploaded mine fixed for konquerer, even if it does expose me to patent fees

post #150

Manjula youre so popular

Wasn't there a thread here with 333 posts once? Anyone know where it is?

No, the longest thread is about Allegro 5.0, and it's about 216 posts IIRC. The religion one is 175, which is pretty impressive since it was only open for three hours

If there's a 333, I'd like to see it.

do u think that i might also be one of Yves's creations? I'm dumb!

Hell, I still think Nicholle is one of Matthew's creations

I want to see pictures (good ones, not blurry and small like Manjula's profile pic) of all three of you, and maybe your folks, so I can see the family resemblance (especially for the twins). Then I'd be convinced. Actually, the pictures Yves has posted (in his avatar) haven't been that good either.

I still think Yves fed that Transformers line to Manjula

isn't my avatar good enough? That's what I basically look like! I'm dumb!! I've noticed that quite a few people here have not put their pictures up... For all you know they might also be girls pretending to be guys... Why doesn't the conspiracy thing work the other way around:)
And why can't girls be informed about "manly" things such as Transformers? HUh? huh??

We've had picture threads; I know what most of the regulars looks like (except Spellcaster and Bob, curse them ).

They can be; most of the Transformer smut sites are run by women (why, I haven't a clue). It's still too much coincidence. If Manjula posts a better picture, she has to be holding a Transformers toy

*ahem* You still don't know what I look like (and you probably don't wanna know).

I've seen you with that underwear on your head like a ninja mask or something, haven't I? Your old avatar. Spell and Bob are a total no-show. Ditto for Harte and Korval too, now that I think about it ...

BTW, I best warn the ladies that Matthew likes to close threads if they get too long and this one is pushing it, so don't be surprised if you find it locked in the near future ...

EDIT: Cool; she listens to Jars of Clay!

look at my profile. There is an url there. My photo is on it. And i'm not holding a transformer. I like transformers, i don't LOVE them.;D

I'm surprise he hasn't closed it yet... If Yves is pretending to be his sisters, he probably wanting for him to slip up and reveal that info by mistake. But who knows. (except Matt)

.. I disappeared from the thread for a moment, and I come back and what's this about TF's avatar?

Doesn't mean we can't have another!

What makes you think Matthew would know if Manjula and Diana were really Yves? They may be using the same IP, but that would be because they share an Internet connection. Duh

Don't worry about that. Transformers aren't exactly manly. Only kids play with them.

[EDIT]
Matthew, if you do close this thread, please tell us if the 333-post thread did exist and give us a link to it first. Pretty please with sugar on top?

I'm still seeing Hello Kitty in my post as TF's avatar

BD: Transformers are too manly! Moreso than your avatar ...

http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2003/pvp20030606.gif

Oh, speaking of which ...

It does. See my avatar. Do a forum search for 'Sarah' - you'll probably find some references to my habit of posing as a girl on IRC

... I'm straight.

206 posts
208 posts

And you obtained those links how?

Or here's a better question: can you be sure those are the longest threads ever on this site?

IIRC, Diana broke my one and only transformer toy when i was 8, therefore there is no chance in the world my older sister could ever hold one of them

And, as i said b 4

Which means i couldnt be bothered impersonating two other ppl.;D

I recommended them this forum because this place is not filled with disrespecting idiots like many other forums we have visited in the past.

Well, the thread I was thinking of is only 193, so I guess those win. I still don't remember a 333 thread, though I haven't been here as long as you

Yves: We only have your word that you have a life

Okay, all of you guys offically have too much time on your hands!

23: People are different people. Deal with it!
BP: Because Rash has a lot of time
Rash: You have too much time

Is it just me or has BP's avatar become more masculine-looking as time goes on?

Either my mind is subcociously getting used to it, or Bruce is gradualy making the face narrower (less circular) and the chin more pointed.

AE.

Making random baseless accusations is a valid way of "dealing with it" ....

I think you're on to something!

I'd say so. I did temporarily upload a version that was zoomed out so you could see the white duckie though.

Funny; I was under the impression that pointed chins looked more feminine and square ones looked more masculine ...

well i guess that is pretty right. but there is no doubt that that "guy" looks like the most feminine person in this forum.

I missed it

broken link.

Tip: wait a moment if you see a broken link, just in case the poster is actively correcting it

ah ok, now i see ducky.

Thanks, but somehow, it still looks as if there's an egg next to the white duck's wing. Maybe if the black line was broken like it is with the yellow-duck's wing, it would look more like a wing than an egg. Also, if the zoomed-in avatar was scrolled upwards by a pixel or two, we could see more of the duck's neck.

AE.

The yellow duckies were the focus; the zoomed out one looks as if the camera is too high. And since I didn't draw it, I don't intend to edit it

is that the whole picture? or just the upper portion/head.

Why IronBob; what are you hoping to see?

I still don't like that avatar

Actually, we've almost gained on that 193 thread. I wonder if we can hit 200 before Matthew notices And then the religion thread would be about #5, unless this 333 thread materializes ... a forum stats page with the top threads would be cool

not hoping just wondering. im just checking to see if we should all be on the lookout.