Oh noes
Bruce Perry
Some spam I received said:

Subject: THIS IS THE PLACE TO GET DISCREET "SEX ON THE SIDE" 0015zzaF2-291ADSk63-18
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 2003 18:25:23 -0300

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23, did you know she was doing this?

gosam

duh

Bruce Perry

DUH *duh = load_duh("what.do.you.mean.by.duh");

Steve Terry

not as freaky as this:

Some freaky e-mail from Karan said:

4Hi there, how's it going? Well for starters I must confess that this is indeed pretty awkward. I noticed your profile online and figured I'd drop ya a line....I bet that doesn't happen to you everyday! I never really even thought about it until someone saw mine and got in touch a little while back. ANYWAY! My name is Karan, I'm 23, and I'm a sale rep for a mid-sized pharmaceutical company. Goodness I can't get over how strange this is! I'm sure you're probably thinking the same thing! hehe.
Oh well, I really don't want to go on too far. Especially since I'm not sure whether or not you have any6 interest. But if you would like to get to know more about me, please drop me a line. I'll be more than happy to include some pics as well.
Anything about you would be greatly appreciated as well :-) o
Well I hope to hear from you soon! Take care.

xoxo,
Karan ..........

Sadly this was sent out to 4 other people whose e-mails started with ske*@cox.net.

Matthew Leverton

The crazy thing is, Ben actually opened that message up to read it. ::) Does your girlfriend know you are doing that?

StevenVI
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Does your girlfriend know you are doing that?

*Snicker* ;D:-X::):o:P;):-*

-Sven

kdevil

That sort of stuff penetrates my spam-filter daily. That and the "make ca$h from home! use the intarnet to make 1000s each day!!!" messages.::)

gnolam
Bruce Perry

Who's Ben?

james_lohr

Ben's my friend

23yrold3yrold

Michelle is 27 and if anyone spends too much time at work, it's her. So there :)

I keep getting the odd spam from some dating service exclusively for married couples. Sometimes I feel like I'm the last person alive with actual morals.

JaTeR
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23, did you know she was doing this?

for what? a furniture company? I shall now say NI until you give me a shrubbery!

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duh

duh

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DUH *duh = load_duh("what.do.you.mean.by.duh");

DUH *duh = load_duh("*.duh");

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The crazy thing is, Ben actually opened that message up to read it. ::) Does your girlfriend know you are doing that?

you should see the ones that crazy_k*ahem* His Girlfriend opens... ;D

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That sort of stuff penetrates my spam-filter daily.

I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I MAKE PEOPLE FALL DOWN!
ahem. couldn't come up with a sufficiently witty reply..

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Satirewire's Spam Poetry Contest

"your pen**" heh..

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Who's Ben?

a cross dresser popularly known as Britney Spears..

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Ben's my friend

thats what you think....

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Michelle is 27 and if anyone spends too much time at work, it's her. So there

thats what you think.... ;D

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I keep getting the odd spam from some dating service exclusively for married couples. Sometimes I feel like I'm the last person alive with actual morals.

you forgot me. so you have one NO two last chances at forgiveness.. one, include me.. two, yucky yourself.. three.. eh, THREE last chances for forgiveness.. uhh, three.. ask forgivness.. four.. THERE IS NO FOURTH THING.. am I clear? NO FOURTH THING..

gosh. someone has too much time on their hands..
/me is trying to recreate the smilies...
;D;D:P:-/;):o:):(:-*:-*;D;D;D;D:'(:-[>:(:-X:-*:(:o:);):-/:P:o:-X???;D:-*:o:):P:-/;):-/:):):-*???:(???:o:o;D>:(:-*:-/;);):)
:(:(:'(;D::):-X;)???:-*:-X:o:-*:(:):-/:-/;D;D:-/:-/;D;D:P:-/;):o:):(:-*:-*;D;D;D;D:'(:-[>:(:-X:-*:(:o:);):-/:P:o:-X???;D:-*:o
:):P:-/;):-/:):):-*???:(???:o:o;D>:(:-*:-/;);):):(:(:'(;D::):-X;)???:-*:-X:o:-*:(:):-/:-/;D;D:-/:-/:-X:'(:'(;D:):):-X:-X;D;D:P

ok, thanks lots ben! here are the originals.. much betar.. ;D

::)::):'(;D:-*>:(:D8-);):-/:P:-X???;D;D:-[;D;D:P:):o:-/;):):);D???:'(:'(:-[8-):P;D;D:P:-/:-X>:(:D8-);):-X::)::):'(;D:-*>:(:D8-);)
:-/:P:-X???;D;D:-[;D;D:P:):o:-/;):):);D???:'(:'(:-[8-):P;D;D:P:-/:-X>:(:D8-);):-X::)::):'(;D:-*>:(:D8);):-/:P:-X???;D;D:-[;D;D
:P:):o:-/;):):);D???:'(:'(:-[8-):P;D;D:P:-/:-X:D8-);):-X:P:):o:-/;):):);D???:'(:'(:-[8-):P;D;D:P:-/:-X>:(:D8-);):-X:P:):o:-X

JaTeR

Bruce Perry

Dude, JaTeR, I'm all for a little bit of sunshine, but...

Thank god we've had snow here ::)

[EDIT] Not that I don't like them of course ;);D

JaTeR

okokok..
there back!
the smiling smilies! (tm)

but in the originals it changed 8-) to 8)
and it looks weird.. I shall go change them.

JaTeR

Bruce Perry

Nooooooo! Put them back!!!! :'(

I was just expressing surprise - I didn't mean I didn't like them. Oh, the difficulties of Internet communication :-/

Thomas Fjellstrom

Just when I thought I was cwazy... ;D

JaTeR

we're all cwazy! yay!
and no.. I woodn'ta thunk that not eetin wood make ya loose wate!

;D

JaTeR

Bruce Perry

OK, I normally don't comment on spelling mistakes, but I hate to see them propogated. LOSE! ;D

loose == tight.opposite();

Anyway, see this thread. 8-)

JaTeR

ben: whats propogated mean? is that your word of the day?

and how often do you eat wood?
;D

about the other thread.. yay! I gave the reason for a thread!

woooooh!

JaTeR

Bruce Perry

Haha, I caught you out - it's propagated ;D And no, I've known the word for ages. It means 'spread'. If someone makes a spelling mistake, and someone else copies the spelling, then the mistake is propagated. Physicists use the word a lot (free space propagates light) - and I used it in the function names in my water ripple implementation :)

You have one "8)" left by the way. ;)

JaTeR

hmm.. I looked up propagated and propogated.. it seems that propogated means to.. ahem. have sex..
;D;D:P

just kidding of course.. it's (correct usage!) not a word..

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=propogated

hmm.. it seems to be similar to the 'word' Pair Of Scissors..

ok....

and i'm leaving the last 8) there as an example.. ;D

JaTeR

23yrold3yrold

Trim the smilies, Smiley. ::)

JaTeR

they don't wrap?

i'll add enters.

heh

JaTeR

23yrold3yrold

They don't wrap in Opera. Much better now :)

JaTeR

hmm. they wrap(ped) fine in mozilla.. you should get a better browser.

;D

JaTeR

DanTheKat
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...:D8);)...

"Once apon a time there was a smiley that was different from the rest..."

JaTeR

he's being punished.. for being stupid. ;D

And NOW!! (for something entirely (stupid | different))

ahem.
this si for megan!

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[edit]
she was slightly suprised at that.. ;D
no don't worry.. she's not my gf.. she's my g f (notice space.. ;))

JaTeR

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