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ixilom
Member #7,167
April 2006
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When I got home from work today I found a key someone had dropped just outside our building cellar (storage for bicycles).
I put up a note on the door with my phone number and "I'm willing to give it back if you can describe the key" :)

What have you done lately to gain "Maturity Points" ?

PS. I'll probably have enough beers later today to loose that point I earned :P

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Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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The key has some teeth and it opens something. Please mail it back to me as soon as possible. Thanks.

ixilom
Member #7,167
April 2006
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I'll mail you a bag of poop instead.

Dangit, now I lost my "maturity point" ;)

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SiegeLord
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October 2006
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ixilom said:

PS. I'll probably have enough beers later today to lose that point I earned :P

maturityPoints++; for me.

Or is it maturityPoints--; ???

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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Don't you have to be a certain age (mature) to buy beer? Oh, wait, I see my error...

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Johan Halmén
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September 2001

It's C# minor and it has four sharps.

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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It's C# minor and it has four sharps.

Wrong thread, huh? And just how many beers have you had? ;D

[EDIT]

I posted this right after I posted this
http://www.allegro.cc/forums/thread/604295/870901#target

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

ixilom
Member #7,167
April 2006
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@SiegeLord: trying to help me with the spelling I think is a good deed, so ++ for you ;)

Don't you have to be a certain age (mature) to buy beer? Oh, wait, I see my error...

Given that I'm 31 year of age I can buy beer. But depending on my mood, my maturity level does vary quite a lot ;)

It's C# minor and it has four sharps.

Eh? what?
[Edit]
What Arthur said.

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Mark Oates
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It's C# minor and it has four sharps.

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April 2006
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ixilom
Member #7,167
April 2006
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Ah, C# as in a musical key, gotcha ... Well, it is not the key I have on the shelf :P

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<someone> The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
<someone> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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ixilom said:

"I'm willing to give it back if you can describe the key"

How unique is the key? Does it have any distinguishing marks or an unusual shape? A fluffy pink keychain or something? I couldn't identify most of the keys in my pocket as my keys, if you just held it up in front of me and asked if it were mine. They all just look like keys.

ixilom
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April 2006
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Yes, the key does distinguish from most keys as it is a bit larger than your most "normal" keys.

To be honest, I very much doubt anyone else than the person who actually lost the key will even think about calling and try to claim it. Maybe I'm a bit naive ???

[Edit]
Oh, and it has black plastic coating.

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<someone> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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>calls you< Yes, I've lost a largish key with a black plastic coating, is this the key you've found?

See, you've just told the whole internet what the key looks like. Your plan has been foiled.

axilmar
Member #1,204
April 2001

ixilom said:

What have you done lately to gain "Maturity Points" ?

I didn't brag about it on the net.

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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It had the embossed message "Government Duplicity: Do Not Propogate" on it.

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

ixilom
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April 2006
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See, you've just told the whole internet what the key looks like. Your plan has been foiled.

Very much doubt every single one who uses the internet follows this particular thread here on A.cc ;)
And even with the people who do read this thread, the chances that the person who lost their key is one of them is quite slim :)

axilmar said:

I didn't brag about it on the net.

Umm... okay. Not sure what you meant by that. Are you implying that I bragged about me doing something mature and then asking if you have done something similar you would like to share?

Anyways, a futile attempt to get the focus off the key and back to the OT.
Have you done something nice to your fellow humans lately? Or cat... whatever :P

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<someone> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Is it this one:

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???

ixilom
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April 2006
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Yes, that's the one! Here, you can have it back now :P

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<someone> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

bamccaig
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Matthew Leverton
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ixilom said:

Have you done something nice to your fellow humans lately?

I think of all the evil things that I don't do, but could. I then classify that under the "did something nice" list.

bamccaig
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Sirocco
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April 2000
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Lost:

Master key to dungeon. It's getting a little stuffy in here, and I need to get out and do some shopping for my minions. If found, please drop key off at dungeon with nearest minion. Don't be a hero. Especially not the kind with shiny swords and floppy hats.

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Lately? Hmm... not sure. However, I remember once a couple of years ago, I was walking and saw, at the floor inside a shop, a $100 bill. So, I entered, picked it up, called the attendant, and gave it to her, saying that I found it and that it must have been from a client that will likely return. I guess she kept the bill for herself, but I did my part.

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