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| The Chuck Norris Thread |
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Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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I have just realised that Allegro.cc does not have a Chuck Norris thread. This cannot continue! This thread is for people to explain exactly why they think Chuck Norris is awesome or, if they don't think Chuck Norris is awesome, why they want to be round-house kicked in the face. Seriously, though, I thought I should explain my recent obsession with Chuck Norris. I was over at my brother's house playing halo 2 for the first time, and my brother just kept coming out with a stream of Chuck-Norris-is-super-awesome jokes, which I wanted to share with you. I'm about to change my sig to my favorite.
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gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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Welcome to last year's meme. -- |
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Dennis
Member #1,090
July 2003
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James Stanley
Member #7,275
May 2006
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I want to be round-house-kicked in the face because I don't know who the fuck Chuck Norris is. |
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X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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DENIED. -- |
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Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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WHAT?!?! You no longer exist in my world! EDIT:
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spellcaster
Member #1,493
September 2001
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Ok, the thing I don't get is.. how can one find out one of the most annoying internet jokes almost 2 years after they started? "Chuck Norris" was a guessed to be the new race for the alliance in WoW:BC, for example. Chuck himself reading some of the facts What's next? Tamagochi talk? -- |
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Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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I just heard my brother saying it and I thought it was funny.
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Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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I think it was also brought up here before but there was a World of Warcraft addon that would spam random Chuck Norris facts in general chat much to the chagrin of players everywhere. ================================================= |
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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It doesn't matter how old something is. All that matters is that it's new to you (or something you haven't been exposed to in a while). I love the Chuck Norris jokes. Awesomeness. Once in a while I still watch Walker: Texas Ranger. Besides, I still see Chuck Norris jokes regularly (every few days) in Counter-Strike. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
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Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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The fad seems to have died out long ago in WoW... ================================================= |
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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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Quote: The fad seems to have died out long ago in WoW... Someone hasn't been to the Barrens in a while ... -- |
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X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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I guess you just have to be ready. -- |
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Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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Quote: Someone hasn't been to the Barrens in a while ... Very true. When the CN stuff died off on the alliance side I just assumed it did likewise for the horde... Quote: I guess you just have to be ready [imgs.xkcd.com].
That made my day ================================================= |
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Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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xkcd said: ayb_orchestral.mp3
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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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Quote: When the CN stuff died off on the alliance side I just assumed it did likewise for the horde... You don't know Barrens Chat. Although it did move to Eversong Woods for a month ... -- |
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nonnus29
Member #2,606
August 2002
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Quote: Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. It might be old but this still make me laugh. |
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Quote: I still see Chuck Norris jokes regularly (every few days) in Counter-Strike. Doesn't supprise me in the least. -- |
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FMC
Member #4,431
March 2004
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xkcd is one of the only two feeds i have... simply great! [FMC Studios] - [Caries Field] - [Ctris] - [Pman] - [Chess for allegroites] |
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Kibiz0r
Member #6,203
September 2005
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Quote:
xkcd is one of the only two feeds i have... simply great! I keep my feeds in competition with each other in terms of how far below XKCD they are. They change positions often, and I inform the authors of this. I'm still waiting to find a feed worthy enough to usurp XKCD, though I know secretly that this will never happen. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! XKCD --- |
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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I used to watch Walker:Texas Stranger only because she was in it
They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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There are also 5+ Chuck Norris' playing Counter-Strike. 
