Now wasn't that like lyrics from a song? No? Ok, maybe I just forget the song.
Anyway, I'm going to Amsterdam after three weeks. Just for two nights, with my wife. Thought of checking out some van Gogh and Rembrandt. And hopefully some other renaissance masters. Any other suggestions?

Can't you also get mushrooms?

We can have an Allegro convention.

They're giving the Rijksmuseum (where all the Rembrandts are) a big makeover; only one or two wings of the museum are open where some of the top pieces of the collection are on display and some seldom-seen `treasures' from the depot. They still charge you the full tariff (9 euros, if I remember correctly; I get in for half) though, so beware. The van Gogh is pretty expensive too (10 euros; again, I get in for half that).

What are you interested in seeing? Everyone wants to see the house where Anne Frank lived and take a cruise on the canals, so if you want to do the touristy thing, you can do that too. Personally, I'd recommend walking around for a bit; if it's not raining that can be very pleasant. I don't know if the Dam Palace and the New Church are open for public this time of year (the New Church probably is, it's used for exhibitions most of the time and service only when there's some special occasion). The Botanic Gardens are nice, I think, but I haven't been inside for years.
The Concert Building is a good place to visit too (to listen to a concert, obviously) if you like classical music and have the time to visit.
Oh: there's a new museum, or actually, the annex of a well-known museum: the Hermitage. It's on the right bank of the river. They're still setting it up and I don't think they have a permanent collection yet, but it may still be worth a visit.
There was something else I was going to recommend, but I don't remember what it was. I'll let you know if I think of it. Anyway, have fun and watch out for cyclers (don't walk on cycle lanes; all tourists do it and cyclers have lost their patience with tourists and will generally steer to kill).

OT:

I never understood the obsession with either. I mean, there are more prostitutes on the border between Germany and Poland than there are in Amsterdam and marijuana is filthy anyway, but it doesn't cause any problems generally - except for the stupid tourists who go to Amsterdam once in their lives and feel that they need to get stuffed on it.

Of course you can.

We went to the Madam Tusseuds museum (yep, can't spell it) which had some interesting stuff on the painting traditions of the Netherlands.

One museum worth checking out is the Stedelijk Museum. It's been ages since I went there, but I really enjoyed some of the more unusual modern-art exhibits. The museum is currently undergoing renovation and the exhibits are housed in a temporary location. Check the website for details.

Also worth seeing is the Leidseplein - a square on the edge of the central city. There's often street entertainers in the square during the day, and it's a great place to sit outside and have a drink. Nearby is the Vondelpark - a park that's nice to walk around, although in three weeks time I suspect the weather will involve a lot of rain.

Good idea.

AE.

I'm used to them

And thanks Andrei and Tobias for the tips. "Melkweg", that must be the Milky Way! Yay!

Try the Wickse Witte (or whatever) beer - it's really good