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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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Some spam I received said: Subject: THIS IS THE PLACE TO GET DISCREET "SEX ON THE SIDE" 0015zzaF2-291ADSk63-18 23, did you know she was doing this? -- |
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gosam
Member #1,886
February 2002
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duh |
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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DUH *duh = load_duh("what.do.you.mean.by.duh"); -- |
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Steve Terry
Member #1,989
March 2002
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not as freaky as this: Some freaky e-mail from Karan said:
4Hi there, how's it going? Well for starters I must confess that this is indeed pretty awkward. I noticed your profile online and figured I'd drop ya a line....I bet that doesn't happen to you everyday! I never really even thought about it until someone saw mine and got in touch a little while back. ANYWAY! My name is Karan, I'm 23, and I'm a sale rep for a mid-sized pharmaceutical company. Goodness I can't get over how strange this is! I'm sure you're probably thinking the same thing! hehe. xoxo, Sadly this was sent out to 4 other people whose e-mails started with ske*@cox.net. ___________________________________ |
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Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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The crazy thing is, Ben actually opened that message up to read it. |
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StevenVI
Member #562
July 2000
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Quote: Does your girlfriend know you are doing that? *Snicker* -Sven __________________________________________________ |
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kdevil
Member #1,075
March 2001
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That sort of stuff penetrates my spam-filter daily. That and the "make ca$h from home! use the intarnet to make 1000s each day!!!" messages.::) ----- |
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gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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Who's Ben? -- |
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james_lohr
Member #1,947
February 2002
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Ben's my friend
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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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Michelle is 27 and if anyone spends too much time at work, it's her. So there I keep getting the odd spam from some dating service exclusively for married couples. Sometimes I feel like I'm the last person alive with actual morals. -- |
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JaTeR
Member #2,088
March 2002
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Quote: 23, did you know she was doing this? for what? a furniture company? I shall now say NI until you give me a shrubbery! Quote: duh duh Quote: DUH *duh = load_duh("what.do.you.mean.by.duh"); DUH *duh = load_duh("*.duh"); Quote: The crazy thing is, Ben actually opened that message up to read it. you should see the ones that crazy_k*ahem* His Girlfriend opens... Quote: That sort of stuff penetrates my spam-filter daily. I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I MAKE PEOPLE FALL DOWN! Quote: Satirewire's Spam Poetry Contest "your pen**" heh.. Quote: Who's Ben? a cross dresser popularly known as Britney Spears.. Quote: Ben's my friend thats what you think.... Quote: Michelle is 27 and if anyone spends too much time at work, it's her. So there thats what you think.... Quote: I keep getting the odd spam from some dating service exclusively for married couples. Sometimes I feel like I'm the last person alive with actual morals. you forgot me. so you have one NO two last chances at forgiveness.. one, include me.. two, yucky yourself.. three.. eh, THREE last chances for forgiveness.. uhh, three.. ask forgivness.. four.. THERE IS NO FOURTH THING.. am I clear? NO FOURTH THING.. gosh. someone has too much time on their hands.. ok, thanks lots ben! here are the originals.. much betar.. ;D ::)::):'(;D:-*>:(:D8-);):-/:P:-X???;D;D:-[;D;D:P:):o:-/;):):);D???:'(:'(:-[8-):P;D;D:P:-/:-X>:(:D8-);):-X::)::):'(;D:-*>:(:D8-);) JaTeR
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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Dude, JaTeR, I'm all for a little bit of sunshine, but... Thank god we've had snow here [EDIT] Not that I don't like them of course -- |
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JaTeR
Member #2,088
March 2002
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okokok.. but in the originals it changed JaTeR
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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Nooooooo! Put them back!!!! I was just expressing surprise - I didn't mean I didn't like them. Oh, the difficulties of Internet communication -- |
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Just when I thought I was cwazy... -- |
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JaTeR
Member #2,088
March 2002
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we're all cwazy! yay!
JaTeR
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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OK, I normally don't comment on spelling mistakes, but I hate to see them propogated. LOSE! loose == tight.opposite(); Anyway, see this thread. -- |
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JaTeR
Member #2,088
March 2002
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ben: whats propogated mean? is that your word of the day? and how often do you eat wood? about the other thread.. yay! I gave the reason for a thread! woooooh! JaTeR
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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Haha, I caught you out - it's propagated You have one "8)" left by the way. -- |
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JaTeR
Member #2,088
March 2002
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hmm.. I looked up propagated and propogated.. it seems that propogated means to.. ahem. have sex.. just kidding of course.. it's (correct usage!) not a word.. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=propogated hmm.. it seems to be similar to the 'word' Pair Of Scissors.. ok.... and i'm leaving the last 8) there as an example.. JaTeR
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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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Trim the smilies, Smiley. -- |
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JaTeR
Member #2,088
March 2002
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they don't wrap? i'll add enters. heh JaTeR
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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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They don't wrap in Opera. Much better now -- |
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JaTeR
Member #2,088
March 2002
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hmm. they wrap(ped) fine in mozilla.. you should get a better browser.
JaTeR
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